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07-04-2005, 10:33 PM
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What would you do if u won the ME?
Here's my take:
- Go to the same strip club that Moneymaker went to and top his all time hi, i.e. spend at least $100k - Pay Mike Sexton $10k for Shana's cell phone number. Phone her up and offer her $100k for a full night. I doubt she'd turn it down - Sit down in the big game with $1M in front of you just for kicks (ya never know, ya might break them suckers) - Rent a Dodge Viper for a day then get caught in the desert driving 200mph. Try to put the officer on your payroll and end up in jail. Bail set at $5M - Phone up Shana again and offer her $1M for a full week, ask her if she's seen any Max Hardcore porn movies cos that's what you expect from her - Contact ESPN and buy the HU coverage on DVD, send it to the boss at work then never show up again ever - Lose the rest of the $ on the black jack table during the first week after the victory. Broke agian. Luckily you videotaped the week with Shana and can now sell copies on 2+2. Next please 
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07-04-2005, 10:43 PM
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Re: What would you do if u won the ME?
You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and...
Seriously, 
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#5
07-04-2005, 10:47 PM
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Re: What would you do if u won the ME?
Two chicks at the same time
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07-04-2005, 10:48 PM
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Re: What would you do if u won the ME?
Clearly the answer is "Two chicks at the same time".
[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Edit: Damn too slow!
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#7
07-04-2005, 11:41 PM
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Re: What would you do if u won the ME?
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You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and... [/ QUOTE ] vnh
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#8
07-05-2005, 12:30 AM
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Re: What would you do if u won the ME?
buy a house for my mom and retire her.
Take care of the rest of my relatives (send all my cousins to the best private schools, pay for college for all of them) invest enough in the stock market to earn enough per month to live from buy myself a hot rod Buy myself some land so I can retire by setting up a small farm.
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#9
07-05-2005, 03:38 AM
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Re: What would you do if u won the ME?
nice
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