I Hate Pontoon!

[Corey]

I'm down some absurd amount at Will Hill every month I try it. I have something like $8,000 in "turn requirment" left over from the last 5 months or so of bonuses I haven't been able to cash, all at pontoon. Being risk averse (you know the point at which I stop wagering), I'm reaching the point where the bonus is so close to neutral EV that it's not worth doing. Of course, I still keep playing ponoon every 1st or 2nd of the month at every Crypto casino, variance be damned.