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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
There once was this boy named Schnettler
Who liked this girl and did bet her That using his bone He'd make her moan Soon after a grand he did transfer |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
There once was a player named you
of strategy you had no clue A google search you did make the results they did take you to the forums of 2+2 For months on end you lurk offering nothing back like a jerk then you river a royal flush decide to post it in HUSH thinking you are hung like Dirk Now you have posted and cried about your [insert number] big bet slide I'm sorry to say and to your dismay you should seriously consider suicide |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
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There once was a Schneids that went broke "These suckouts are such a joke!" Out went his roll Now he rides poll And sucks loads of dick for coke [/ QUOTE ] I hate sthief09 He takes it up the ass for pleasure His needledick is not worth a measure Fortunately for me his roll is mine And he should stick it where the sun don't shine. |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
So the LAGs bust you up without quell,
and in triumph they scream LOL!!1, so you post on the forum, to posse a quorom, but you really should go rot in hell, You think you're the news on the block, inspiring great awe and shock, when you lose a hundred BBs, <font color="green"> Evan </font> should be on his knees (well, on his feet), respectfully sucking your cock, posters just don't understand, you shouldn't have lost with that hand, but you're some dumb young guy, and Y-S-S-K-Y, is the greatest advice in the land. |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
You're obviously not a beginner
We all know you're a long term winner So you don't need to fret After losing a few hundred bets As long as you can still afford dinner If we haven't seen you before Know that bad beats and stats are deplored You can't beat 5/10 Yet you move up again You should really go back to 2/4 It has happened to us all Yet you won't see us bawl I just thought you should know This post really blows Oh, and your sample size is too small |
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these aren\'t limericks
I'm pretty sure it has to follow a syllabic format: 9, 9, 5, 5, 9
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
It might be true that cards don't like you
But, please don't get suicidal There's no need to bore us And clog up the forums AND IF YOU DO I WILL FIND YOU I know it's horribly saddening When the cards give you a stamping But, if your a winner don't bitch Online poker is rigged Upswing? Just email the admin If you don't hear that rightly And just run along nicely Remember the temper I've got I'll PM the Mods And track you down via your IP -- Yes, I will get you. I will. It's not humour, I mean it. |
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Re: these aren\'t limericks
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I'm pretty sure it has to follow a syllabic format: 9, 9, 5, 5, 9 [/ QUOTE ] I think technically you are right. The ones that follow this seem to be better too. But I'll accept anything I like. Krishan |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] There once was a noob who ran hot He thought he was good but was not When it came to pass the dumb fish lost his ass He said "Variance sucks, cuz I rock!" Yet another unfortunate smchuck was having the most terrible luck. He'd fix leaks by the host by putting his stats in a post called "I thought I was good, do i suck?" Whether you are Guy A or Guy B it makes no [censored] difference to me take your dumbass stats post and [censored] [censored] your grandma this [censored] isn't what we come here to see. [/ QUOTE ] Verse 1 and 2 are great. I can't figure out verse 3 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Krishan [/ QUOTE ] I think the 3rd verse is great, but if you'd rather have one that makes sense *sigh*, here is a revised version: Guy A was a noob who ran hot He thought he was good but was not When it came to pass the dumb fish lost his ass He said "Variance sucks, cuz I rock!" Guy B, an unfortunate smchuck was having the most terrible luck. He'd fix leaks by the host by putting his stats in a post called "I thought I was good, do i suck?" Whether you are Guy A or Guy B It makes no God Damn difference to me When it comes down to it, your 10k hands just ain't [censored]. and [censored] ain't what we come here to see. |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
Alternate 4th line; 3rd stanza:
[ QUOTE ] This is a dim-witted post; The kind that we all hate the most; A jumble of stats, Or downswinging “Rats!” Like a virus in search of a host. - If you are a good, winning player, As opposed to a chip-spewing brayer, Get back to the felt, Play the hands that you’re dealt, And soon you’ll be doing OKer. - Take my advice, please, you unthinking clod, In the form of this good-natured prod, Posts like this won’t improve you, They just pollute Two Plus Two, Stop posting this crap! Where’s the Mod? [/ QUOTE ] Second alternate; new third stanza: [ QUOTE ] This is a dim-witted post; The kind that we all hate the most; A jumble of stats, Or downswinging “Rats!” Like a virus in search of a host. - If you are a good, winning player, As opposed to a chip-spewing brayer, Get back to the felt, Play the hands that you’re dealt, And soon you’ll be doing OKer. - Take my advice, please, you unthinking clod, In the form of this good-natured prod, This can’t help you win, You'd best stick to gin, Stop posting this crap! Where’s the Mod? [/ QUOTE ] Final alternate; new third stanza: [ QUOTE ] This is a dim-witted post; The kind that we all hate the most; A jumble of stats, Or downswinging “Rats!” Like a virus in search of a host. - If you are a good, winning player, As opposed to a chip-spewing brayer, Get back to the felt, Play the hands that you’re dealt, And soon you’ll be doing OKer. - Take my advice, please, you unthinking clod, In the form of this good-natured prod, This won’t help your game, But will get you flamed, Stop posting this crap! Where’s the Mod? [/ QUOTE ] I'm all limerick'd out now. |
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