Post Your Favorite Funny Saying - Page 4

RJT · #31 10-24-2005, 04:32 PM

"Opinions are like a..holes, everyone’s got one."

#32 10-24-2005, 04:33 PM

he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel

TheCroShow · #33 10-24-2005, 04:37 PM

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"Opinions are like a..holes, everyone’s got one."

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a friend of mine used to say "Excuses are like elbows...everyone has one." always thought that was a little random, but funny at the same time.

Crimson · #34 10-24-2005, 04:41 PM

Fat chicks give better head cause they're hungry.

It's only gay if the balls touch. Here You might have to use the "standalone player"

mostsmooth · #35 10-24-2005, 04:43 PM

happier than a dog with two dicks
(i realize its almost the same as the op billy goat thing, but this is much funnier)

miajag81 · #36 10-24-2005, 04:43 PM

"She's dumber than a bag o' hammers"

DMBFan23 · #37 10-24-2005, 04:45 PM

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That guy gets more ass than a toilet seat...

MDoranD

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or gets more butt than an ashtray

#38 10-24-2005, 04:48 PM

"Looks like she fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"That dude has more chins than a Chinese phonebook."
"I was as scared as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

diebitter · #39 10-24-2005, 04:52 PM

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"Looks like she fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

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and when she finally landed, the ugly tree then fell on top of her.

Georgia Avenue · #40 10-24-2005, 05:03 PM

"And if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a'hoppin!"

From Raising Arizona...makes no sense, yet is always appropriate.