Dear MrDavis2 you are the worst player alive!

[KenProspero]

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BECAUSE HIS EIGHT [censored] DUECE JUST RIVERED TWO [censored] PAIR WHAT THE [censored]

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Dids, here's what you do next time. You tell the guy what a great hand he had. Take him out to dinner after you're done playing. Oooze about how much you enjoyed playing with him. Get his number and tell him that you want to play with him again. If necessary, send a car to pick him up, because he's such a great guy.

In other words, don't curse the guy, you want him at your table. YOU REALLY WANT HIM AT YOUR TABLE.

[B Dids]

YES BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN ON THIS FORUM FOR LIKE 27 GOD DAMN YEARS AND I HAVE NO [censored] CLUE ABOUT HOW TO PLAY POKER OR THE FACT THAT I WANT SOME [censored] CALLING ME DOWN WITH BOTTOM PAIR.

CHRIST.

The fact that I'm well aware that this guy is attempting to hand me money hand over fist doesn't change the fact that a pot that was rightfully mine was stolen from me because some guys sucks. MEH.

[TheWorstPlayer]

I think we need to do a weekly poll for worst beat posted. That way you can see that this one is so not even in the running you can stop typing in all caps. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[KenProspero]

Yeah, and we're both aware that if guys like that didn't suck out occasionally they'd stop trying to hand you money hand over fist the rest of the time.

Dids, I was just trying to inject a bit of levity here. Wasn't suggesting that you didn't want your table to reek like a fishmarket.

It happens all the time at party. The fish try to give you their money but party wont allow it. They want some rake first. So they enhance the luck for people playing more than 80% of their hands.

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BB is auto-betting this flop

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BB is auto-betting this flop into a calling station and PF capper?

i think calling down and betting when checked to is the best line really

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too much content

[Los Feliz Slim]

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this one is so not even in the running

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That's what I like about it. It's the everyday BS suckouts that bother me the most. Knowing that it happens to everybody is therapeutic. The absolutely horrendous beats are more rare and don't have as much relation to my everyday play.

[B Dids]

Style is clearly more important than substance.

[geormiet]

I don't understand how you can say this is clearly not michael davis.

[DarthIgnurnt]

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YES BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN ON THIS FORUM FOR LIKE 27 GOD DAMN YEARS

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Party 3/6 table

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