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09-30-2005, 05:17 PM
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Re: Sucker\'s 2 day Hangover trip report: The Chinese
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Please tell me The Chinese isn't made out of Chinese Rice Wine (50% rice alcohol). I brought a couple bottles back from my last trip, and it's hideous. It's cloyingly sweet, with just a hint of turpentine, which is why I bet all the herbs and flavorings are used. [/ QUOTE ] Whoa, that sounds like it could indeed be The Chinese. The one we have at The Buddha Bar is in a bottle that looks similar to the one in this thread, but it is in a brownish/reddish/orange ceramic bottle. 
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#32
09-30-2005, 05:19 PM
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Re: Sucker\'s 2 day Hangover trip report: The Chinese
Booze? Guns? NPA? Hell yes.
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09-30-2005, 05:19 PM
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I like The Chinese. [/ QUOTE ] Yes, many have tried to be macho and act like The Chinese doesn't bother them. But Boris is the only one I've ever seen who actually seems to enjoy drinking it.
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09-30-2005, 05:24 PM
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Do you have any idea how we got to North Beach? [/ QUOTE ] We took a cab to The Buddha Bar right after having shots at Nova. Then, you wanted to pick up some chicks, so we decided to hit the Savoy. North Beach is only like three blocks from the Buddha Bar, so I'm sure we walked. I recall the pool table being occupied and there being some chicks by the pool table that we talked to. I'm sure I was charming in that "can't put together a complete sentence or stand up straight or focus" way. That is pretty much my last recollection of that joint. I have zero recollection of actually playing pool. I wonder if there was any wagering involved.
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#36
09-30-2005, 05:26 PM
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Re: Sucker\'s 2 day Hangover trip report: The Chinese
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[ QUOTE ] Please tell me The Chinese isn't made out of Chinese Rice Wine (50% rice alcohol). I brought a couple bottles back from my last trip, and it's hideous. It's cloyingly sweet, with just a hint of turpentine, which is why I bet all the herbs and flavorings are used. [/ QUOTE ] Whoa, that sounds like it could indeed be The Chinese. The one we have at The Buddha Bar is in a bottle that looks similar to the one in this thread, but it is in a brownish/reddish/orange ceramic bottle. [/ QUOTE ] Check the booze aisle at Ranch99 or similar. I picked up a fifth for fifty cents in Shanghai for the heck of it, stuff was awful. The brand the locals recommended wasn't much better.
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#37
09-30-2005, 05:27 PM
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The Chinese is great for picking up chicks. I bought this "healthy" looking girl a shot and she nearly raped GoG. [/ QUOTE ] Oh, man, I can't believe this thread has come all the way around to how Gab stole your fat chick from our prior Buddha Bar outing. I thought that was left in the past, but obviously there is some lingering animosity.
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#39
09-30-2005, 05:46 PM
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of course there's animosity. the chick was smokin hot. [/ QUOTE ] I wonder if Gab followed through and hooked up w/ her or if he just screwed you over out of spite and merely cock-blocked you. If anyone is interested, I can provide background on this tragic story.
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#40
09-30-2005, 05:53 PM
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Re: Sucker\'s 2 day Hangover trip report: The Chinese
I would like to hereby take credit for discovering and
naming "The Chinese", as Diablo will attest. Mark, that rat bastard, was trying to hold out the good stuff from me. Noticing a handmade-looking, brown, earthenware vessel with Chinese on the label, tucked in bottom corner of the bar, I asked, "What's that? Can I try it?" "No, no, no, no. Only Chinese people drink that." "Do you drink it?" [Mark is very Chinese] "NO WAY!" "I want it! Gimmee a shot of the Chinese! The Chinese! The Chinese! The Chinese!" I think I ordered 5 shots for 3 people and ended up having to drink 3 and a half of them. I forgot my best description of it, something like syrupy mouthwash crossed with a dirty shoe. You should have gone to the hostess bar around the corner and downstairs. You blew it.
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