G's Internet Poker Rap

[G Money]

Let's try a group wrap. I'll start the first 2 sentences then each poster after me takes the next 2. Easy enough for a crakah to follow.

I be chillin on my PC
play'in hold'em like Phil Ivey.....

Ok Beeeatch get the next 2 sentences.

[wateronrock]

Oh my.

[submariner]

?

[Drunk Bob]

Im smokin some crackie

I don't feel like foldin.

Am I a fishie?

[AQheartbreak]

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I be chillin on my PC
play'in hold'em like Phil Ivey.....

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This guy can't rap, wack, as a matter of fact/ [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
All his ryhmes combined, are worth less than 72 rags/ [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
You ain't like Ivey, not a fish? surprising!/
I read you better than your post. Pocket aces? You're smiling./ [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
And now your compiling, all the bad beats you've taken/ [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Including this B.-S.-rap, that, I'm makin'/
You're shakin', and you're girl plays better than you/
Cuz she's holdin' the nuts, of the guy, that's dissin' you/ [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
So listen up foo', you better work on your game/
If not, work on your raps, cuz both put 2+2 to shame.
[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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I be chillin on my PC
play'in hold'em like Phil Ivey.....

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This guy can't rap, wack, as a matter of fact/ [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
All his ryhmes combined, are worth less than 72 rags/ [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
You ain't like Ivey, not a fish? surprising!/
I read you better than your post. Pocket aces? You're smiling./ [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
And now your compiling, all the bad beats you've taken/ [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Including this B.-S.-rap, that, I'm makin'/
You're shakin', and you're girl plays better than you/
Cuz she's holdin' the nuts, of the guy, that's dissin' you/ [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
So listen up foo', you better work on your game/
If not, work on your raps, cuz both put 2+2 to shame.
[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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other than the holding nuts part this amkes me wana puke.

[Steven Punk]

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I be chillin on my PC
play'in hold'em like Phil Ivey.....

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This guy can't rap, wack, as a matter of fact/ [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
All his ryhmes combined, are worth less than 72 rags/ [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
You ain't like Ivey, not a fish? surprising!/
I read you better than your post. Pocket aces? You're smiling./ [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
And now your compiling, all the bad beats you've taken/ [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Including this B.-S.-rap, that, I'm makin'/
You're shakin', and you're girl plays better than you/
Cuz she's holdin' the nuts, of the guy, that's dissin' you/ [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
So listen up foo', you better work on your game/
If not, work on your raps, cuz both put 2+2 to shame.
[img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]



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Punk adds:

And watch for the light
coreect your sight the Punk cometh
Lance in hand it is time to joust
I'll crack your head with a morning star.

[Percival GooseEye]

I fold rags and I like to raise with good hands.
Also sometimes I have a pocket pair.

WORD

[Sandstone]

I'm going all-in like Doyle Brunson,
Burning you up like a flaming bunsen.

[lorinda]

You turned a fish into a cinder?
Don't BS me, 'coz I'm lorinda!