Begging by email

[EliteNinja]

Email him back and tell him "That's Poker".
And then to tell him to use his credit card, because "your last cent, is just a cent before you're on credit"

[jpym84]

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I thought I would try my luck so I put 50 bucks in. I just lost my last dollar and have nothing but a few cents left in my account.

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He sounds like a really fishy player. You should tell him to deposit some serious money with his dad's credit card, and add him to your buddy list.

[AwesomeAli]

only 4 poems [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] and 2 of them by Mike, I should have realised that Saturday night would be quiet.

So, I am extending the deadline for another 12 hours starting from now.

I thought that more of you would be up for the challenge?? Especially as there is a whole 5 bux in prize money up for grabs!!

Get those poems posted, I need a laugh right now [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Ali

[spoohunter]

In the bitter cold of dark December
All of you will long remember
The tale of our friend Awesome Ali
And his demise, so brutally

On Thursday night his fingers clicking
Through a multitabled fog he felt a pricking
"Oh Treacherous Dog" did he exclaim
As he felt his left aorta inflame

But in his death, gracefully
He uttered one last wish or plea
"It is on you, it is your onus!
Please clear my Party Reload Bonus"

Aha the eager reader doth shout
"This is the work of a lout
It's incomplete, like a half sown bandana
It does not contain the word banana"

The End.



*PS. SHIP IT*

[redsimon]

There is a young lady called Alison

Who always has her computer on

She likes her bananas yellow

plays poker very mellow

and when her bonus on Party comes this Thursday

She will give a beggar $5 repayable on doomsday

[lorinda]

Ali four tabled on Thursday last week,
clearing Party reload bonus,
when along came a sad young pipsqueak,
asked "Just five bucks d'ya think you could loan us?"

Ali said "I'm sorry I simply don't wanna,
you play any two of a suit,
and you mentioned Chan's lucky banana,
It's entirely the wrong kind of fruit."

Lori

[AwesomeAli]

Thanks for the poems guys and gals

I have chosen a winner:

[ QUOTE ]
There is a young lady called Alison

Who always has her computer on

She likes her bananas yellow

plays poker very mellow

and when her bonus on Party comes this Thursday

She will give a beggar $5 repayable on doomsday

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks to everyone else that did a poem, but lorindas was past the deadline, spoohunter thinks I am a man and everyone elses were just plain crap [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

$5 winging its way to redsimon

Ali

[spoohunter]

IT WAS POETIC LICENSE DAMNIT!!!
(lol)