Dear Subway Restaurants...

CallMeIshmael · #1 07-21-2005, 03:23 PM

We get it.

He was fat. He's not fat now. He ate a lot of your subs.

Let it go.

dtbog · #2 07-21-2005, 03:24 PM

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We get it.

He was fat. He's not fat now. He ate a lot of your subs.

Let it go.

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RacersEdge · #3 07-21-2005, 03:25 PM

I actually thought his congressional hearing ad was pretty good.

wayabvpar · #4 07-21-2005, 03:25 PM

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We get it.

He was fat. He's not fat now. He ate a lot of your subs.

Let it go.

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Classic.

Wes ManTooth · #5 07-21-2005, 03:27 PM

The first year after airing him in commercials Subway's profits went up 20%... I am sure they will not get rid of him soon.

...is annoying though

PorscheNGuns · #6 07-21-2005, 03:31 PM

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The first year after airing him in commercials, Subway's profits went up 20%... I am sure they will not get rid of him soon.

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FYP

No, really, FYP

djoyce003 · #7 07-21-2005, 03:42 PM

i liked how they casually mentioned he walked to subway to get his meal. I wonder how much of the weight loss was the subs, and how much was walking his fat ass approx 1 mile each way to get the sub.

jakethebake · #8 07-21-2005, 03:44 PM

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i liked how they casually mentioned he walked to subway to get his meal. I wonder how much of the weight loss was the subs, and how much was walking his fat ass approx 1 mile each way to get the sub.

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I wonder how much of it is the fact that it's not possible to ever finish one of their nasty sandwiches.

RunDownHouse · #9 07-21-2005, 05:56 PM

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i liked how they casually mentioned he walked to subway to get his meal. I wonder how much of the weight loss was the subs, and how much was walking his fat ass approx 1 mile each way to get the sub.

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He walked about 10 feet. When he was at IU, he was incredibly, grotesquely obese. They put a Subway in about 10 feet from his front door. I believe that the McDonalds that he frequented more than once daily moved out of their current location or out of the student cafeteria or something like that as well, although I'm not positive.

Jared didn't start eating Subway because he was sick of being fat. He started because he was a fat, lazy waste and liked it that way. Only when he realized that he was losing tons of weight - that will happen when you replace 3 Quarter Pounders with one sub - did he decide to pursue a healthier lifestyle.

-Skeme- · #10 07-21-2005, 06:02 PM

The commercials don't really bother me. I really want a sub now, though.