My Super Sweet 16

[Chaostracize]

I was flipping through the channels and I started watching this show. I got though about 5 minutes of one last night and almost killed myself when the girl got a car and was surprised and thusly said to her mother, grandmother, and grandfather: "Well played, peeps."

Then today, in the 5 minutes I watched, the girl told the cameras that her father spent $450k on the party. Even if I had unlimited wealth, I don't think I'd spend over a few thousand on my daughter's sweet 16. That girl is doomed to a life of pettiness.