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Re: Confess your poker sins
I find poker much more enjoyable (although not nearly as profitable) while drunk out of my mind .
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#32
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Ummmm, I think I have you all beat, but I'm not sure I want to say why and by how much. Instead, I'll just share this story with you:
I come home after school and I am sick with the flu. Instead of taking the day off, which I told myself I would, I proceed to play for maybe twelve hours, losing more than half of my bankroll. It was so much worse than it sounds. "You have a story worse than that?" you ask. Ohhhhh yes. Yes I do. |
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One time at a live 4-8 game I had just won two nice pots in a row. As I'm raking in a whole bunch of chips (the cardroom uses $1 chips in this game) I look down and see KQo. Its folded to me in EMP, and I fold [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]. It was some weird combination of wanting time to stack my chips and getting a "feeling" that I was due to lose a hand and give some money back. I felt like such a fish (especially when a Q flopped on a very non-threatening board - then I got to feel like a results-oriented fish [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]).
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#34
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Re: Confess your poker sins
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"You have a story worse than that?" you ask. Ohhhhh yes. Yes I do. [/ QUOTE ] C'mon, cocktease, we need to hear this |
#35
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I have one so bad that I'll post after I get results.
For now, it's berating fish at $0.25/$0.50 and lower after getting outdrawn. I never do it in my regular game but I derive so much satisfaction from it. |
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I have one so bad that I'll post after I get results. For now, it's berating fish at $0.25/$0.50 and lower after getting outdrawn. I never do it in my regular game but I derive so much satisfaction from it. [/ QUOTE ] I was playing online 2/4 the other day, and I went bust on a short buy after getting outdrawn as a small favorite. I started typing "FUK YOU THAT WAS MY RENT MONEY!! OMFG, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" I then proceed to load up with something like $1300 on the table. Everyone thought it was pretty funny actually, including the guy who sucked out on me. I never actually berate people. |
#37
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Playing 2/4 CENT on Paradise.
Then getting excited when I had the bankroll to move up to....(get ready to be blown away)...5/10 CENT. |
#38
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discussing in front of a whole table of 20-40 fish why i raise ak from the blinds... STOOPID
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#39
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"If you feel like it, confess your poker sins here."
At the Mirage last night, I called a total stranger a Bitch. She was a sweet looking young thing too. Forgive me players, for I have sinned. Howard |
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Re: Confess your poker sins
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[ QUOTE ] I have one so bad that I'll post after I get results. For now, it's berating fish at $0.25/$0.50 and lower after getting outdrawn. I never do it in my regular game but I derive so much satisfaction from it. [/ QUOTE ] I was playing online 2/4 the other day, and I went bust on a short buy after getting outdrawn as a small favorite. I started typing "FUK YOU THAT WAS MY RENT MONEY!! OMFG, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" I then proceed to load up with something like $1300 on the table. Everyone thought it was pretty funny actually, including the guy who sucked out on me. I never actually berate people. [/ QUOTE ] LOL I'm going to have to try this |
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