Why don't girls make good music?

scotty34 · #1 08-31-2005, 03:27 AM

This is an obvious corollary to the girls and humour thread. Really though, I can't think of a single timeless classic created by a female. Pretty much any great song of its time was written and performed by a male as far back as music goes. On those commercials for "50's Classics" or other similar collections they will often include a few female songs, but I really don't think any of them can stand the test of time. They are simply included to be politically correct, or some equally dumb reason. Maybe I'm just a really sexist person, but seriously, do females make any REALLY good music? Give me some examples please

Clarkmeister · #2 08-31-2005, 03:28 AM

Live Through This rules.

istewart · #3 08-31-2005, 03:28 AM

The Stranger · #4 08-31-2005, 03:28 AM

Patsy Cline

#5 08-31-2005, 03:30 AM

Wow, and here I thought I had problems. At least I still like and respect women.

I think you'd better work on perfecting your masturbation techniques. They may be all you have eventually (or already from the sounds of it).

nothumb · #6 08-31-2005, 03:32 AM

Hi, the 1920s called, they want their outlook on gender issues back.

To jostle your memory:

Aretha Franklin
Janis Joplin
Joni Mitchell
The Staples Singers (Mavis pwns)
Billie Holliday
Nina Simone
Ella Fitzgerald

And my all-time favorites:

Don't trip, trick.

NT

private joker · #7 08-31-2005, 03:32 AM

scotty34 · #8 08-31-2005, 03:35 AM

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I think you'd better work on perfecting your masturbation techniques. They may be all you have eventually (or already from the sounds of it).

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I have complete respect for women as people, and many as very intelligent and sophisticated human beings. I think I'm just noticing that fame in general does not include many women. Perhaps that is because it is only recently that women have been accepted as equals in a politically correct sense, and they just have not had time to prove themselves.

arod4276 · #9 08-31-2005, 03:36 AM

busted flat in baton rouge.......waitin for a train........................................I Hope u were joking...

The Stranger · #10 08-31-2005, 03:39 AM

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busted flat in baton rouge.......waitin for a train........................................I Hope u were joking...

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I'm pretty sure Kris Kristofferson is male