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#62
08-21-2005, 09:51 PM
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
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i was in a bar and seen this girl standing in the corner drinking her beer very quickly and looking sorta uncomfortable. not great looking, but good enough for me so i got two beers and went over and offered her one. she thanked me and we talked for a bit and then i said "are you getting tired?" "no," she replied, "why do you ask" "oh, no reason, hey (pointing to her beer) drink up!" note to self: implied roofies jokes dont get you laid [/ QUOTE ] I vote this the winner. 
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#64
08-21-2005, 11:05 PM
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
Not mine, but a coworker:
[ QUOTE ] My mom is out of town, so maybe if you come over, I'll let you suck my dick. [/ QUOTE ]
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#65
08-21-2005, 11:46 PM
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
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So what happened? Did you just chalk the dog up as a loss? Did you roadtrip to retrieve it, not unlike Big Bird in "Follow that Bird?" [/ QUOTE ] Holy [censored]! I thought I was the only one to ever reference this movie before. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] You must have children too, huh? After seeing this movie dozens of times (actually hearing it in the background dozens of times), I actually like the songs in it. It's quite hypnotizing.
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#66
08-22-2005, 12:26 AM
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
I heard someone say this last night...
"I am no Fred Flintstone but I will make your bedrock"
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#69
08-24-2005, 11:17 PM
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Not mine, but a coworker: [ QUOTE ] My mom is out of town, so maybe if you come over, I'll let you suck my dick. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] what lady could turn that down?.....
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#70
08-24-2005, 11:18 PM
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
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I heard someone say this last night... "I am no Fred Flintstone but I will make your bedrock" [/ QUOTE ] Results? probably a laugh perhaps a slap but certainly no ass...
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