Favorite lines from Seinfeld

[IsaacW]

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Seinfeld sucks.

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Indeed. Clearly the best line was "Well, that was the last episode of Seinfeld. We totally suck and apologize for keeping this on the air beyond the pilot."

[mostsmooth]

why no puddy comments thus far?
puddy is awesome!
-i thought we agreed no more face painting?
thats not my face

-yea, thats right

-shes whacked

-keys?!?!
thats right, how you gonna start it?
(btw, this episode is one of the best imho)

[Homer]

If you're bleak, you're bleak.

[DukeSucks]

Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!

[PoBoy321]

"I don't see why it'd be a problem, you're their best seller!"

"Well I had sex with your wife!"

"...his wife's in a coma."

[jakethebake]

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why no puddy comments thus far?
puddy is awesome!

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"That's right."

"High five."

[DukeSucks]

"I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma."

"I didn't know it was possible to not know that."

[DukeSucks]

"So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you Jerry, at that moment I was a marine biologist."

[mostsmooth]

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why no puddy comments thus far?
puddy is awesome!

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"That's right."

"High five."

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-on the flip side
-takes me to arbys (thata elaine, but so what, it was funny)

[BWebb]

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why no puddy comments thus far?
puddy is awesome!

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"That's right."

"High five."

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-on the flip side
-takes me to arbys (thata elaine, but so what, it was funny)

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"Talk to the 8-ball"