How not to deal at the final table

[WinBig]

From tonights big tourney on Stars:

DaPhatAce had a lead of:

Seat 7: gunnygirl (967560 in chips)
Seat 9: DaPhatAce (7657440 in chips)

when heads up play began. He agreed to a 50/50 split when the chip count was:

Seat 7: gunnygirl (3577560 in chips)
Seat 9: DaPhatAce (5047440 in chips)

DO NOT EVER DO THIS!!!!

Dealer: Game #2993831871: gunnygirl wins pot (126000)
Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused
Dealer: gunnygirl doesn't show hand
DaPhatAce: 50/50
gunnygirl: oki
DaPhatAce: Hey gunny
DaPhatAce: its been a pleasure
gunnygirl: yup
Lee Jones [PokerRoom Manager]: So listen guys - you can do whatever you want, but you need to leave $10K on the table.
gunnygirl: tanks the same
gunnygirl: oki
Lee Jones [PokerRoom Manager]: So you want to split the remaining prize money equally, is that correct?
DaPhatAce: yes
gunnygirl: y
DaPhatAce: so split 210
DaPhatAce: 105 each
DaPhatAce: and we'll play for the other 10g hows that gunny
gunnygirl: we have to play f 10k
Lee Jones [PokerRoom Manager]: yes, you have to play for $10K
DaPhatAce: some incentive to that
gunnygirl: its fine of c.
DaPhatAce: okay
DaPhatAce: I'm good with that
Lee Jones [PokerRoom Manager]: Right now there's $210,800 you can split
DaPhatAce: But i have to admit this is the first time i play heads up for 5g
DaPhatAce: yes please split that
Lee Jones [PokerRoom Manager]: So you get $105,400 each, and then you play for $10K.
Lee Jones [PokerRoom Manager]: If you both agree to that please say "agree"
DaPhatAce: Agree
DaPhatAce: gunny your turn say agree
gunnygirl: agree
gunnygirl: with all da pfat says
Lee Jones [PokerRoom Manager]: Okay - excellent - thank you both.