Whats you favorite comeback ........

[AquaSeaFoam]

to someone who bitches about you sucking them out?

I've always liked;

1) dont be embarrassed, crying is a natural human emotion; let it out
2) want some cheese with that whine?
3) last time I seen that much crying, it was on a Barbara Walters special
4) sorry could you repeat that? I was busy thinking about where I was gonna spend your money
5) (borrowed from Eric Cartman)....I'm gonna cash your money into 1's, fill a kiddy swimming pool with it and roll around in it....."oh (insert name) your money feels soooo good"
6) looks like somebody needs a hug....come here sweetie, mommy will make it better
7) if they are from another country a simple chant of "USA USA USA" or reminding them how we bailed em out of WWII seems to work....yea i know its a cheap shot, but arrogant americans piss people off real good.

Ah, the joys of online poker; in the real world I'd get pummeled in 10 seconds. If they come back with the usual 'gay' or 'screwin your mom' reply, you have a sucker ready for tilt. I never attack first....but if they start it, its gloves off. At lower limits with a typical testosterone filled male player, this actually works quite well as a tactical manuver....nobody wants to get beat by a smartass. They are too dang stupid to seperate their emotions from the game and just turn off the chat.

Give me some other good comebacks folks.......

[AngryCola]

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Whats you favorite comeback to someone who bitches about you sucking them out?

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Silence.

[JordanIB]

Brilliant....

I prefer:

"Any two can win!"

"I can't win the pot if I fold!"

[Baulucky]

"Rebuy please, I need more cash".

[stinkypete]

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7) if they are from another country a simple chant of "USA USA USA" or reminding them how we bailed em out of WWII seems to work....yea i know its a cheap shot, but arrogant americans piss people off real good.

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haha... that's a good one... almost makes me wish i was amer... wait, no, no it doesn't.

[KaiShin]

I don't say anything. Letting them stew in their own juices works well enough.

[dlk9s]

"Shh....I'm busy counting your chips."

Or, if I led out the betting, "I didn't think you'd call." That one either makes them think I'm even more of a fish or they just can't figure out how to argue against that reasoning.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I'm more a fan of a smug "yep" or "I guess" or "I guess I was lucky", whatever's appropriate, usually accompanied with some sort of shoulder shrug and eyebrow movement. Hopefully, I can raise the next hand.

[Spartacus]

I like to say, "I am not good enough to lay that hand down." If it's a real bad suckout, it buys me alot of action.

[AquaSeaFoam]

great avator patrick.....that cow bell skit was classic. Also love Will's nude model in the art class "well, well...look whos waking up down there"