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Old 03-18-2005, 07:08 PM
AquaSeaFoam AquaSeaFoam is offline
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its best not to show that there is a distinction between good and bad players...

im with angrycola, silence is best...

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opportuity lost.....when ya have a player that cant keep quiet about a bad beat, you have one that cant keep their emotions in check.....and ya got one that you can take out of their 'A' game. A good zinger not only frustrates the bad beat bitcher, it sometimes builds other allies at the table who think 'I wish I would have said that', and they pile on too. I've seen many a tilt at the lower levels started this way.
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Old 03-18-2005, 07:11 PM
IggyWH IggyWH is offline
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Silence.

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Old 03-18-2005, 07:15 PM
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I like it... just the other day some fish told me "I am going to bust you if you stick around."

Natural reply: "I busted on your girlfriend's face"
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Old 03-18-2005, 07:35 PM
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"Not my fault you lost your mothers bankroll!" [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

and

"Thank you, come again!" [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 03-18-2005, 07:43 PM
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POKAR IS EASY!

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One night I sucked out on a table coach (truly obnoxious individual) and he whined about it in typical coach style. I simply replied: "Pure skill, baby!"

Talk about a tirade... Full tilt.

It is now my favorite poker line. Very effective tilt inducer.
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:31 PM
AlienCorpse AlienCorpse is offline
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I usually reply something like Holy crap for once you got all the money in and actually had the best hand!!! To bad my dad owns this site. Later fish.
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:44 PM
skcubrats skcubrats is offline
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I like the cliche
"Sorry, my bad."
or
"No skill required."
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:45 PM
shayneon shayneon is offline
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Not my original - saw it on Party. - CLASSIC

fishyfish: XXXXIN CHASER IDIOT !!

hero: *yawn*

Indifference can really put people on TILT.
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Old 03-18-2005, 08:57 PM
AquaSeaFoam AquaSeaFoam is offline
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I usually reply something like Holy crap for once you got all the money in and actually had the best hand!!! To bad my dad owns this site. Later fish.

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classic
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Old 03-18-2005, 09:16 PM
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Default Re: Whats you favorite comeback ........

I enjoy telling them that I am a beginner, and I then ask for tips on how to properly play next time.
Not only does it make them think Im an idiot, I have a good time laughing at their lines
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