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Old 11-04-2005, 10:22 PM
Daliman Daliman is offline
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Default OT: GAMBOOL (kinda) on Dalibaby v2.0

Well, Daliwoman is ready to drop most anytime it appears, so rather than go through handling a pool I figured I'd just run a contest where the poster that gets closest to the due date/time wins a free hour of instruction from yours truly. Should you not deem this a worthwhile prize, I submit for your consideration the fact that my brilliance has led to a 52 buyin downswing over my last 550 SNG's. Who among you has as impressive a record? I thought not.

Anyways, topics I feel comfortable instructing in;

- SNG play.
- Basic poker concepts.
- Basic NL play.
- Blackjack play.
- Blackjack camouflage
- Comp counting
- Basic sportsbetting theory
- Wong teasers
- Gambling books
- Selling tires
- Dating women taller than yourself
- Karaoke songs that get the crowd going

Topics I do NOT feel comfortable instructing;
- Tilt control
- How to pick up girls
- +EV prop bets with OB-GYN's
- Suffering idiots online

Here are the basic rules.
#1 All first guesses in this thread are binding. No retrys.
#2 You will be guessing day, time, and sex. Having the sex wrong will incur a 24 hour penalty.
#3 Closest to actual time wins, whether over or under. F Bob Barker.
#4 Irie's handicap is that if he wins, said instruction must be given at a strip club of his choice, with scantily clad women in our laps. Maybe then we could get a barter sysytem going with the girls on poker lessons for lap dances,(don't laugh, you'd be surprised how many lap artists want lessons.)
#5. I am grand arbiter of any rules left out.

Here are your clues.

- Daliwoman is currently 3 cm dilated, 80% effaced, and zero position, as of 11 am CST today.
- Dalibaby #1 was 1 week early.
- We have had 2 ultrasounds, both of which the umbilical cord was blocking the genital area,("That ain't the umbilical cord....."), and both times was estimated 85% chance of a girl.
- Daliwoman's due date is Nov. 29, but she says there is no way in hell she will make it that long. She thinks anytime, and doc said she will induce by the 22nd if necessary.
- Daliwoman is measuring about 2cm small across the belly, which is similar to Dalibay #1

Any other questions/comments before your guess, feel free to post here.

Daliman
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:26 PM
bones bones is offline
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Default Re: OT: GAMBOOL (kinda) on Dalibaby v2.0

Nov 9th, 3:30 pm

GL to Dalimom.

Edit for penis: Boy
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:27 PM
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Friday, November 11th - 4:39pm EST - girlie girl
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:27 PM
pergesu pergesu is offline
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Default Re: OT: GAMBOOL (kinda) on Dalibaby v2.0

DaliBoy will be born Nov 19th at 9:27am EST
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:28 PM
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11pm nov 20th girl
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:30 PM
TheNoodleMan TheNoodleMan is offline
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DaliGirl arrives nov. 16th at 7:22 am local time.
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:31 PM
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Default Re: OT: GAMBOOL (kinda) on Dalibaby v2.0

Nov 13th 4:32PM boy
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:32 PM
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a Boy, November 12th, 3am your time.
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:33 PM
DeathbySuckout DeathbySuckout is offline
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Default Re: OT: GAMBOOL (kinda) on Dalibaby v2.0

Nov. 14th 10:30 PM
Little Lady

Good luck dude.
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:37 PM
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Default Re: OT: GAMBOOL (kinda) on Dalibaby v2.0

November 12th at 1:13pm, it's a boy!

Good luck!
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