How To Get Rid of Insane Crackheads?

[Niwa]

she's probably forgot her threat next morning.

[networkman]

Get her to 20 table the 10+1's, with all the profit u can move out.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Skeeterhawks, I'm guessing.

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2. The only way to effectively deal with crazy people is to be even crazier.

Her: "Hey that skeleton is looking at us"

You: scream like howard dean, tackle the skeleton and bite a chunk of it off. Jump up, spit out the chunk, point at the skeleton and be like "THERE BEOTCH"


Her: "I will come back and kill you"


You: Get right in her face and say something obscure, like "Tomato lobster attic" and walk away.



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Funniest thing I've read in weeks. Absolute great post.


(Please continue to give updates on crazy coked-up neighbors. I like this kind of thread a lot.)

[Blarg]

Sooner or later things will be broken or stolen, repeatedly. Among items that might be somehow broken, include yourself.

People who have crazy and untrustworthy friends don't just have crazy friends; they are themselves crazy and untrustworthy if only because they have these friends. Their idiot curiosity, poor judgment, or lack of character bring craziness and lack of trust into your life, since they're not stupid enough to keep their slumming with the crazies outside the home. This means that getting rid of their friends is not solving anything.

You'd do well to get your life rid of the roommate, and in the meantime to hide anything you value extremely thoroughly, put it in a safe deposit box, or otherwise lock it up.

It probably won't do any good, but you should probably tell your roommate that you don't like having people over who threaten your life, or just crazy people in general. Many people, especially young ones, are idiots incapable of compromise or respecting anyone else, as they're still feeling the hangover of their teenage "You can't tell ME!" period when they always wanted to say that to someone it actually worked on. That person generally now becomes you, no matter how reasonable you are in asking them to tone down the stupid or dangerous or completely selfish.

Sometimes people can go into deep denial about how bad a situation really is, because moving can be expensive, terrifically inconvenient and time consuming, and just overall traumatic. They can let situations escalate and degenerate until they're glad they got out of a situation without going broke or before some insane violence crops up. You might want to consider how much you want your life tied to people who are crazy and hang around with people who want to kill you and are so far gone the might not even remember it if they did.

People suck, so good roommates can be very hard to find. But you can do better than what you've got, and should strongly consider not letting your life get flushed down the toilet some goober is flushing his own life down. If you're going to be doomed, you at least want to choose your own doom rather than have it imposed upon you arbitrarily by some idiot.

[Blarg]

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ummmm, have sex with her obviously. cokeheads like to bang, shes crazy so it should be fun. cant believe i am the first to think of this.

ps. grab your sack and dont be afraid of girls, period end of story

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Girls don't have to do their damage directly; that's a guy's game. Girls are better at doing damage than we are; they can use a guy to do it almost at random for the mere whiff of a hint of pussy, or call in their idiot relatives in with a fabricated story, or even the cops, or your neighbors.

Heck, guys are such craven dirtbags that they'll support a woman's obviously bullsh*t story even if they know it's crap and the woman if a flat-out nasty piece of work, just on the chance that even if they don't move closer to the front of the line to bang her(her being anything with a hole in it), they might get a chance to bang a friend of her friend of her friend of her friend of her friend. Or even to be a macho douchebag for the pride of trying to show off.

Never underestimate your opposition. A girl can bring idiot scumbags out of the woodwork to back her up, and in mass numbers.

[Blarg]

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Grow some balls, but you should be scared of some coked up bitches [b]who have access to your house, all your stuff, and because of that can introduce their craziness on and mess up your relationships with anyone who ever calls or sees you, or writes you a letter.

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FYP

[pokerjoker]

by crackhead standards she isint weird at all. This isint even a problem. Im so sorry you had to talk to a strange girl for an hour.

[PokerBob]

get a leash for her and tie her to a pole outside.

[steaknshake925]

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get a leash for her and tie her to a pole outside.

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dont forget to put water in her dish