Cruelest High School Nicknames

[gunt]

OK, we all went to high school with kids that earned nicknames for whatever reason ( deformities, lack of intelligence, drug/drinking problems, ugliness )
I want you guys to tell me some of the funniest nicknames you called people in high school, and for what reason.
I'll start:
scorch: a kid on the football team with breath that smelled like baked crap
hubble: a kid with glasses so thick i think he could see the crab nebula.
sloth: an extremely ugly/stupid girl with a cleft lip ( taken fronm the character in GOONIES )

[Aytumious]

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OK, we all went to high school with kids that earned nicknames for whatever reason ( deformities, lack of intelligence, drug/drinking problems, ugliness )
I want you guys to tell me some of the funniest nicknames you called people in high school, and for what reason.
I'll start:
scorch: a kid on the football team with breath that smelled like baked crap
hubble: a kid with glasses so thick i think he could see the crab nebula.
sloth: an extremely ugly/stupid girl with a cleft lip ( taken fronm the character in GOONIES )

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A kid was named "Brown Tongue" because he apparently had anilingus with his girl.

[manpower]

Whitefeet - because he beat off in the shower.

[gunt]

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Whitefeet - because he beat off in the shower.

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classic

[shadow29]

Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

[slickpoppa]

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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I call bullsh*t

[manpower]

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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I call bullsh*t

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I'd be curious to hear a little more on this too.

Some less priceless and more common ones:
Krazy - As in, that girl's ffing crazy, let's just call her that.
Cheeeeeeese - A la Old School, he was pretty socially inept, but so akwardly hilarious we all loved him. Plus he let us call him Cheese.

[shadow29]

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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I call bullsh*t

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No, it's not. He didn't cut his nails and he got really deep in there and fuc*ed something up. He didn't really want to go into it, understandbly, but I know both parties and it's not bs.

[drexah]

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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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WTF? how!? what is 'the wrong way'

[gunt]

here's another i just remembered: cookie monster.... she had 2 lazy eyes... beeer money where are you?.. I know you've got a few.