Are you an idiot?

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I have come to the conclusion that I am an idiot. In spite of the fact that I am crushing the Party 15/30, so many of the fine players (just ask them: they'll tell you how good they are) who are so freely offering their brilliant advice in the chat window. According to Pary table coaches you are an idiot if:

1. You beat their top pair or overpair with a straight or a flush. It doesn't matter how many outs you had, or how big the pot was when you called, bet or raised. If you make a straight or a flush you are an idiot, and you only won because the sight(sic) is rigged.

2. You just beat the table coach by calling his 7th bluff in the last 10 hands. Only an idiot would call down a brilliant player like the table coach with ace high or a small pair.

3. You played any draw agressively and hit. Everybody knows that you should fold draws, or maybe check and call really good draws. If you bet or raised without a made hand, you are obviously mentally deficient.

4. You cracked his big pocket pair or AK (which they limped with, because they are so smart and tricky that they don't want to give the strength of their hand away) with a flopped straight from the big blind with 75o. You should realize that a limp from such a brilliant strategist means a big hand and fold your trash rather than taking a free flop. In fact you should fold your flopped straight on the flop after they cap their unpaired AK because you don't deserve to win with that kind of trash.

Not only are you an idiot if you do these things, you are gay, he just had a threeway with your mom and your wife, and this kind of [censored] only happens on Party Poker.