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Old 05-09-2005, 05:38 PM
Gamblor Gamblor is offline
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Default in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

im out for dinner with a girl saturday night.

she sees a license plate: GGG 777.

She goes "bad beat, set over set"

Is she retarded or do I pop the question now?
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Old 05-09-2005, 05:43 PM
twistedbeats twistedbeats is offline
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Default Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

i think the correct play is to tell her that the g's were ahead the whole way and that it wasn't a bad beat.
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Old 05-09-2005, 05:44 PM
drewjustdrew drewjustdrew is offline
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Default Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

If we are talking strip poker, a set of Gs definitely beats a set of 7s.
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Old 05-09-2005, 05:46 PM
IronDragon1 IronDragon1 is offline
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Default Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

Stick it in her pooper
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Old 05-09-2005, 05:58 PM
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Default Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

hey, at least she's trying. gotta give her credit for that.

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Old 05-09-2005, 06:35 PM
tpir90036 tpir90036 is offline
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Default Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants])
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Old 05-09-2005, 06:52 PM
RYL RYL is offline
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Default Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

"Put it in her mouthhh, in her mother f-ing mouthhh."
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Old 05-09-2005, 07:37 PM
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Default Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

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i think the correct play is to tell her that the g's were ahead the whole way and that it wasn't a bad beat.

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Make sure you dead pan this reply. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 05-09-2005, 07:57 PM
billyjex billyjex is offline
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Default Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

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I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants])

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i just want to know how often the backdoor draw comes in.
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:00 PM
TruePoker CEO TruePoker CEO is offline
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Default Re: in love... or she\'s an idiot. i can\'t decide

Maybe she was nearsighted and thought GGG was QQQ .... She did go out with you.
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