help me find a grad school

[Jeebus]

So I am graduating in August and going to Grad school next year or maybe after a year of not going to school. I am really lazy and don't feel like doing work so I am turning here for help. I need to find some schools to apply to. My basic criteria are, 1. not terrible academically, though I probably can't get into many great ones because of a couple semesters i should not have been in school. 2. Somewhere in the desert or another place that will not have lots and lots of flowering trees as I am highly allergic to pollen and tired of being sick every year. 3. P**** should be legal or at least plentiful. 4. There is hopefully a decent music scene. 5. Hot Bitches.

5 Is pretty important.