The Best Strip Club in Vegas Is...

[Clarkmeister]

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As of this moment it's Crazy Horse.

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To clarify the follow-ups, note that I said *as of this moment*. Things change quickly, but there is little doubt that the Horse is #1 right now in the power rankings, which is a blend of quality, value, comfort, convenience.

For years it was the Olympic Garden but things have changed dramatically there and for the worse. OG is now at #4.

#2 is Rhino right now with a small edge over Cheetah's. Yes, Cheetah's has better mileage, but the remodelled Rhino is simply so much nicer with such a quality advantage that it definitely deserves the #2 spot.

Palomino is a ripoff, so are the other all-nude places like Little Darlings, etc.

The new mega-clubs are terrible. Jaguars and Sapphire are both getting killed relative to what it cost to build them. Terrible terrible mileage. Sapphire is worth going to once just to see the facility and what millions can buy you, but it's a total ripoff place from a value perspective. Decent eye candy on the weekends, but that's far from unique.

The new place mentioned off the expressway was called Treasures and is now closed. They lost their liquor license and had other issues. It also suffered from the same problem as Jaguars and Sapphire, namely, it is outside the city limits which means there are stricter contact laws for dances, which is directly responsible for the low quality dances.

Basically, there are only 4 choices in town, Horse, Rhino, Cheetah's and OG. Right now, Horse is it.

[Edge34]

Out of pure curiosity, I'm planning my first voyage to Vegas this summer...just what ARE those rules out there?

Also, what about covers and the bars, etc.? I know I could probably search, but since this thread's here... [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

-Edge

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Out of pure curiosity, I'm planning my first voyage to Vegas this summer...just what ARE those rules out there?


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Cheetah's didn't seem to have any this summer. Or if they did, this japanese girl didn't believe in them, wow...

[Ulysses]

Cheetah's.

[Yeknom58]

"Decent eye candy on the weekends, but that's far from unique."

BINGO-This is what most people don't seem to realize. All the big clubs are going to have hot chicks on the weekend.

I just love the fact that you have a strip club "power ranking". That rules.

If you ask me as long as you stay with the big 4 (OG, Crazy horse, Cheetahs, Rhino) you can't really go wrong. It's kind of like the difference between winning $1,000,000 or $1,000,001 dollars.

[Lawrence Ng]

First couple of years down in Vegas I was at the Crazy Horse Too most nights, but last couple of years has been Cheetah's.

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As of this moment it's Crazy Horse.

[/ QUOTE ]

To clarify the follow-ups, note that I said *as of this moment*. Things change quickly, but there is little doubt that the Horse is #1 right now in the power rankings, which is a blend of quality, value, comfort, convenience.

For years it was the Olympic Garden but things have changed dramatically there and for the worse. OG is now at #4.

#2 is Rhino right now with a small edge over Cheetah's. Yes, Cheetah's has better mileage, but the remodelled Rhino is simply so much nicer with such a quality advantage that it definitely deserves the #2 spot.

Palomino is a ripoff, so are the other all-nude places like Little Darlings, etc.

The new mega-clubs are terrible. Jaguars and Sapphire are both getting killed relative to what it cost to build them. Terrible terrible mileage. Sapphire is worth going to once just to see the facility and what millions can buy you, but it's a total ripoff place from a value perspective. Decent eye candy on the weekends, but that's far from unique.

The new place mentioned off the expressway was called Treasures and is now closed. They lost their liquor license and had other issues. It also suffered from the same problem as Jaguars and Sapphire, namely, it is outside the city limits which means there are stricter contact laws for dances, which is directly responsible for the low quality dances.

Basically, there are only 4 choices in town, Horse, Rhino, Cheetah's and OG. Right now, Horse is it.

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Noted Strip Club Authority Clarkmeister will soon be finishing up his first draft of Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Advanced Playas, due to hit the shelves in early 2006. In it, he will discuss several pertinent topics, including negotiation skills, at-the-rail strategies, how to get the most out of the shot-girl, and, of course, the all-important bankroll management.