A new way to tip a dealer!!!

[bigfishead]

I did this all day long a few years ago. I was in a good mood, the table was having a good time, playing 6-12 HE.

It all started when I was in the BB and 8 players had limped in. I told the dealer "check", "If I win this pot you get 1/2" the profit. What I didnt tell the dealer was I was playing in the dark. I checked the flop dark. Nobody bet!!
I bet the turn having still not seen my cards. 4 callers. I fired on the river having still not seen my cards and made a wise crack like "dealer you just made 1/2 a pot". I got 2 callers!!

"UHOH" "Hell, I havent even looked at my hand yet!!" So I flipped em over and showed the mortals. I chopped it up accordingly and gave the dealer about $60 bucks.

I did this 7 times that day alone!! In fact, I pushed that 1st dealer 2 x 1/2 pots and on my 3rd limped BB with him I told him he got nothin and called the chip runner over. Yep, she got 1/2 pot.

It was only after about the 3rd time that 2 guys just to my left noticed I was not looking even when I said I hadnt looked. This caused them to call me down with Q high even. Yet I still turned over winners!

I guess I toked off over $400 that day. And I left stuck about $80 bucks. But it was fun, none the less. I also got my dinners paid for by dealers for the next week! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[smoore]

heh, no craps tables in that casino huh?

[bigfishead]

lol...nope just a plain old poker room. 20 tables.

[Dav123]

Just tell him, "Get a real job."

[Evan]

I don't understand.

[juanez]

Umm, was this supposed to be funny, like "Don't bet on the horses" or something?

[Dav123]

It's an inside joke.

[Jaquen H'gar]

See above post: it's an inside joke. If you're not on the inside...well.

[Evan]

I don't get this post either. The guy before you pretty much answered my question (well not really, but as well as you did). So why did you tell me to read that post?

This whole thread is really confusing.

[Loci]

-Evan
while I don't get the post either, (or I do but am generally indifferent to its humor) I just wanted to say that I love your location! Thats me and my old roommate to a T!