what does umk mean?

keikiwai · #1 05-18-2005, 02:52 AM

I was playing Party 6max 1/2 at a really passive table, very few raises. So I was calling with lots of speculative hands.

Villain gets steamed. Villain was called pimpplay. For the longest time I thought it read pimp p play, which would have been more amusing IMHO (hand below):
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pimpplay: wat ajoke
Hero: your draw?
pimpplay: wat ar u playing 59 for
Hero: cause i like to gambooool
Hero: and it was sooooted
pimpplay:umk

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Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero calls, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (3 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB folds, BB calls.

River: (5 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

UMK????
Peter
[img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

csuf_gambler · #2 05-18-2005, 02:56 AM

why the fuk are you playing 5,9, seriously?

keikiwai · #3 05-18-2005, 02:58 AM

I'm procrastinating. I should be studying. I'm not very patient when I should be doing something else, so I go on tilt. But I'm pretty certain this is EV netural or even + at this table.... I could be way wrong on that though...

MicroBob · #4 05-18-2005, 02:58 AM

i don't know what umk is....but your PF call was definitely pretty weird.

dblgutshot · #5 05-18-2005, 02:59 AM

Yes I think you are way wrong.

MicroBob · #6 05-18-2005, 02:59 AM

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But I'm pretty certain this is EV netural or even + at this table

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i doubt it.

keikiwai · #7 05-18-2005, 03:03 AM

ok, so I'm a fish on tilt. But I'm a fish on tilt who wants to know what umk means!

Benholio · #8 05-18-2005, 03:09 AM

Best I can come up with is a shorting of "umm... ok"

And geez people, take off your poker critic hat for a second, the OP clearly wasn't looking for approval on how he played here.

MicroBob · #9 05-18-2005, 03:14 AM

anyone who posts a hand where he open-limps with 96s should see it coming and deserves the appropriate abuse along the lines of, 'dude...what the hell are you doing?'

i bet the "ummm...ok" idea is correct.

Synergistic Explosions · #10 05-18-2005, 03:19 AM

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ok, so I'm a fish on tilt. But I'm a fish on tilt who wants to know what umk means!

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The umk spammers are EVERYWHERE!!

http://www.umk.co.jp/