SIR MIX A LOT POKER

[WackityWhiz]

I like big pots and i cannot lie

you other rounders can't deny

when a chump sits down with his tells on his face

I know his chips are going home to my place

I get sprung, wanna pull up tough cuz I notice his pockets are stuffed

deep in those jeans he's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

OH BABY I wanna get with your chips, and spend your chips

But my homeboys tried to warn be but those chips you got MAKE ME SO HORNY

OOOOO rub those smooth chips, you say you wanna get with my stack?

Well chase me, chase me, cuz you are gonna pay me off!

BUILDING MY STACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryner]

My condolences for whatever it was that happened to your brain.

[x2ski]

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OOOOO rub those smooth chips, you say you wanna get with my stack?

Well chase me, chase me, cuz you are gonna pay me off!

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This part doesn't rhyme... ruined the whole thing

[mantasm]

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I wanna get with your chips, and spend your chips

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terrible

[BusterStacks]

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deep in those jeans he's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

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I suspect this is a fairly common occurence for you even away from the poker table. noob.

[blatz]

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My condolences for whatever it was that happened to your brain.

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Five minutes after reading this, I'm still laughing.
Wiping tears really.
Maybe I'm retarded.

[shant]

Someone grab their boy.

[NLSoldier]

The limp bizkit one didnt really do it for me but this one i can work with.