Sarah Silverman should dump Jimmy Kimmel.... - Page 5

#41 12-13-2005, 05:12 AM

Part of the annoyance comes from the boredom of enduring terrible jokes that barely fit that description.

Blarg · #42 12-13-2005, 05:16 AM

Yeah, the intro monologue deal is getting pretty tired no matter who it comes from. And it doesn't get any better when it comes from guys who aren't funny.

youtalkfunny · #43 12-13-2005, 07:18 AM

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Yeah, the intro monologue deal is getting pretty tired no matter who it comes from.

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Then you need to start watching Bill Maher's "Real Time". You can't help but think that no one has done opening monologues like these since King (of late-night) Carson.

(Until Maher's show, I shared your opinion of opening monologues since Carson's departure. Bill Maher is no Johnny Carson; I'm just saying that you notice immediately that he's the best at it SINCE Carson--or at least has the best writers since then.)

istewart · #44 12-13-2005, 07:19 AM

"Real Time" is so good, man.

PokerBob · #45 12-13-2005, 04:50 PM

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PokerBob : Sarah :: jason_t : Alizee ?

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[censored] jason_t. this thread is about me banging Sarah Silverman, dammit!!!

trotski · #46 12-13-2005, 05:08 PM

B Dids · #47 12-13-2005, 05:10 PM

I think finding Sarah Silverman attractive tends to be a good indication that the person is of a sound mind.

This is another good thread to use if you'd like to know who is a doorknob and who is not.

Pokerbob=not a doorknob

P. Dirty=doorknob

Tony P= nice guy, not a doorknob, but clearly doorknobed in this instance.

iswtewart=Our Lord Savior and Christ

wayabvpar · #48 12-13-2005, 05:18 PM

I am definitely in the non-doorknob camp- I think she is hot.

Her appearance on Celebrity P***r Showdown sealed the deal (although I was in love with her from her tiny role in Something About Mary)- She laid on the table and forced the dealer to put the river card on her back (and showing off her nice ass to boot). Someone said 'The river is going on your back!' to which she replied "If I had a nickel..."

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imported_The Vibesman · #49 12-13-2005, 05:21 PM

That was good.

Foley:"So, the river came down on your back..."
Sarah:"Oh, if I had a nickel..."

From the same show, "That sucks, because I hate my thighs, but I really love my vagina."

I thought she was ultra-cute on the Hugh Hefner(?) roast.

CollinEstes · #50 12-13-2005, 05:22 PM

I get the feeling that having sex with Sarah Silverman would involve alot of critisicm, and orders during the act.