Haiku Challenge - sex haiku

[diebitter]

buenos dias, beetches!

Beat this:

I have blown my load,
Another one done before
Death halts the scorecard.

[BoxTree]

Vaginal phlegm. Yum.
Like Chinese sweet and sour sauce.
But less caloric.

[WackityWhiz]

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Vaginal phlegm. Yum.
Like Chinese sweet and sour sauce.
But less caloric.

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I don't even feel like trying.. this one rules

[shant]

Camera, fat guy
Popsicles and olive oil
God damn that was hot

[WackityWhiz]

ok i'll contribute

Two.In.The.Pink.YAY
But.This.Is.Only.Half.OH!
One.In.The.Stink.EWW

[diebitter]

I agree with you that Boxtree's was so good, it killed the thread cold. But all of em have been pretty good so far, IMHO.

[WackityWhiz]

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I agree with you that Boxtree's was so good, it killed the thread cold. But all of em have been pretty good so far, IMHO.

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upon 2nd look... is that 2nd line even 7 syllables? I say sour is 2...

[Slow Play Ray]

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I agree with you that Boxtree's was so good, it killed the thread cold. But all of em have been pretty good so far, IMHO.

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upon 2nd look... is that 2nd line even 7 syllables? I say sour is 2...

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Sour is one syllable.

[diebitter]

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upon 2nd look... is that 2nd line even 7 syllables? I say sour is 2...

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Hmmmm depends. Where I come from, sour is pronounced like a pirate 'saaar', but lots of places it's like 'tower'.

Not that important, really?

[WackityWhiz]

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upon 2nd look... is that 2nd line even 7 syllables? I say sour is 2...

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Hmmmm depends. Where I come from, sour is pronounced like a pirate 'saaar', but lots of places it's like 'tower'.

Not that important, really?

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ya, this is tough... I drag the 'w' sound making it seem like 2 syllables. And you are right, definately not important