I faked an orgasm today

tonypaladino · #1 10-30-2005, 05:43 PM

My ex-girlfriend came over to pick up some [censored] she had here, and she was drunk and wanted me to [censored] her. I didn't really want to, but I did, and when I got tired of it, I faked it. Has anyone else ever done this?

trying2learn · #2 10-30-2005, 05:45 PM

didn't we just have a thread like this a couple days ago? there were more than a couple males who said they have.

Phoenix1010 · #3 10-30-2005, 05:50 PM

I just stop when I get tired. I don't understand why a guy would bother faking, especially for a drunk ex-girlfriend. Unless she's on top you can stop whenever you want.

Klepton · #4 10-30-2005, 05:52 PM

next time just think of your mother and end it quicker.

#5 10-30-2005, 05:53 PM

I've done it several times. Sex gets boring after like a month. Or maybe I've never had good sex.

scotty34 · #6 10-30-2005, 05:54 PM

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I've done it several times. Sex gets boring after like a month. Or maybe I've never had good sex.

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Apparently

Ice Man · #7 10-30-2005, 05:55 PM

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My ex-girlfriend came over to pick up some [censored] she had here, and she was drunk and wanted me to [censored] her. I didn't really want to, but I did, and when I got tired of it, I faked it. Has anyone else ever done this?

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Yeah. Well, I tried, but your girlfriend never lets me leave without giving her a pearl necklace. So, I couldn't pull it off.

But, hats off to you.

Aytumious · #8 10-30-2005, 06:06 PM

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My ex-girlfriend came over to pick up some [censored] she had here, and she was drunk and wanted me to [censored] her. I didn't really want to, but I did, and when I got tired of it, I faked it. Has anyone else ever done this?

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Anyone else think it is funny that his ex stopped by in the middle of the day and was drunk?

diebitter · #9 10-30-2005, 06:08 PM

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Anyone else think it is funny that his ex stopped by in the middle of the day and was drunk?

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I reckon she was faking that [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

tonypaladino · #10 10-30-2005, 06:10 PM

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My ex-girlfriend came over to pick up some [censored] she had here, and she was drunk and wanted me to [censored] her. I didn't really want to, but I did, and when I got tired of it, I faked it. Has anyone else ever done this?

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Anyone else think it is funny that his ex stopped by in the middle of the day and was drunk?

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She was at a brunch meeting with an open bar.