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Kid walks up today...
I'm on the floor today and a young kid walks up to the podium with these on ---> [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] and asks if we have 10-25 or 25-50 cent poker. On the inside I'm laughing. I reply, we have 1-5 stud, 4-8, 10-20, 20-40, 1-2 NL, and 4-8 Omaha with a half kill. He reaches for his wallet, puts $10 on the counter, and says I'll take the no limit. I've been trying to go to sleep for an hour now and I keep waking myself up laughing so I felt the need to share.
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Re: Kid walks up today...
Great story, did you give him his chips?
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Re: Kid walks up today...
Was he chewing on a pretzel?
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Re: Kid walks up today...
Reminds me a bit of the old W.C. Fields film where he sits down in a poker game and asks, grandly and with great self-importance and emphasis, for "one hundred dollars worth of chips." And of course they give him one chip.
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Re: Kid walks up today...
Thats when you point to the computer and say..."Sorry son, thats the only place you can play those limits". I am sure he thought when you said 1/2 NL that you meant 1 cent 2 cent. We get those types in my room all the time. They hear 1/2 and are like ..."Omg 1/2!!!" and never hear the No limit part. They get in there, and are broke in 3 hands because they call everything down no matter what the bet size.
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Re: Kid walks up today...
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I'm on the floor today and a young kid walks up to the podium with these on ---> [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] and asks if we have 10-25 or 25-50 cent poker. On the inside I'm laughing. I reply, we have 1-5 stud, 4-8, 10-20, 20-40, 1-2 NL, and 4-8 Omaha with a half kill. He reaches for his wallet, puts $10 on the counter, and says I'll take the no limit. I've been trying to go to sleep for an hour now and I keep waking myself up laughing so I felt the need to share. [/ QUOTE ] There's two places he can go here.... www.homepokergames.com OR <font color="red"> HELL </font> |
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Re: Kid walks up today...
That's really really really funny.
[ QUOTE ] Great story, did you give him his chips? [/ QUOTE ] What is the min buy in on 1/2 though? Everytime I hear the floorman saying "$30" to someone, you know it's one of 'them' asking for the minimum 3/6 buy-in. Don't think they sit down very often though. |
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Re: Kid walks up today...
You just can't make up stories that are funnier than real life.
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Re: Kid walks up today...
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That's really really really funny. [ QUOTE ] Great story, did you give him his chips? [/ QUOTE ] What is the min buy in on 1/2 though? Everytime I hear the floorman saying "$30" to someone, you know it's one of 'them' asking for the minimum 3/6 buy-in. Don't think they sit down very often though. [/ QUOTE ] I would guess $50. |
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Re: Kid walks up today...
isn't is usually 5 bets?
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