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03-10-2005, 04:01 PM
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Re: One free post
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03-10-2005, 05:02 PM
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Re: One free post
One free post, huh? Umm, ok... well then, what to talk about? I guess I should mention that time that I went to the mall to buy that video game... what was the name of that game again? Damn, I can't remember... anyway, I went to the mall to buy the new first-person shooter from Death Squad Studios. So I'm at the mall and I see this really cool shirt at Hot Topic that said "I made your mom a hot lunch." So I totally bought that after I got up from the floor from laughing so hard and went to ElBo to pick up my game. They were out of stock but the dude said there was a shipment coming in later that day and so I decided to stick around the mall for a while and pick it up later.
So I'm wandering around the mall when I see my ex-girlfriend. She cheated on me with the captain of the basketball team after she landed a spot as the ugly girl on that show on MTV where they have popular girls makeover ugly girls. "Hey." "Hey." "Looks like you're doing well." "Bitch." "What?!" "I said, 'yeah, you too.'" "Oh." "Bye." "Bye." Then I went to the pet store to see all the cute little animals that are kept there in inadequate conditions. They had these kittens that they sold in little glasses. It was pretty sick. I guess when it outgrew the glass you would upgrade to a Sunny D bottle or something; that would be a mansion compared to the tiny pint glass they sold them in. It had been a couple hours since I'd stopped in at ElBo, so I went back to check on the game. It still wasn't in and now the truck wouldn't be coming 'til the next day. I wish they had told me that before, so I could have saved two hours and not gotten depressed looking at the pint-o-kittens. So I'm leaving the mall when my buddy Jim pulls into the parking lot. He's driving his new Honda Civic. This car is totally pimped out; Type-R sticker and everything. He asks if I want to go for a ride in the new car, and I agree. First he's got to go in the mall to grab some stuff, so I go back in. We come out a while later and get into the Civic. At the first stop light he revs his engine in challenge to this 80 year-old lady in a 1985 Buick LeSabre. The old lady looks over with this smirk on her face and revs back. When the light went green, that Buick tore off the line and left Jim's Civic in the dust. Guess that Type-R sticker didn't add the 50 HP you thought it did, huh buddy? Hondas apparently suck, so I get out of the car figuring I can walk home faster than that thing could drive me. On the way home I stop at the Food'n'Fuel convenience store for a pick-me-up; one Snickers and a medium diet, it's the ultimate snack. Back on the road, I see that Jim has crashed the Civic into a light pole. Guess that huge "H" logo you put on the back window didn't improve the handling like you thought it would, huh buddy? So I stop and find out that Jim's ok, but that his dad "is totally gonna kill [him]." I tell him it's cool, but that he's a major [censored]-stamp for driving like an idiot in an economy-fricken'-car. We walk home and put away like 12 beers each and pass out. CLOWN HUNTER 4, that was the name of that damn game! Anyone want to ride bikes?
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