OT: The *Official* 1k guaranteed STT players donking off rebuys thread

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***** Hand History for Game 2800163496 *****
NL Texas Hold'em Trny:16197428 Level:6 Blinds (75/150) - Friday, September 30, 05:47:35 EDT 2005
Table $1000 Daily Guaranteed(473385) Table #2 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 3: wldsbest ( $4239 )
Seat 5: Pnusenormus ( $9629 )
Seat 6: thebirdman84 ( $2765 )
Seat 9: Gatsu83 ( $8885 )
Seat 10: pattywack85 ( $23485 )
Seat 7: Phaedruf ( $3839 )
Seat 8: BuddyWuff ( $2007 )
Seat 2: AKKillaCam ( $3601 )
Trny:16197428 Level:6
Blinds (75/150)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to pattywack85 [ Qd 4d ]
wldsbest calls [150].
Pnusenormus folds.
thebirdman84 folds.
Phaedruf folds.
BuddyWuff folds.
Gatsu83 folds.
pattywack85 calls [75].
AKKillaCam checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, 3s, Qc ]
pattywack85 checks.
AKKillaCam checks.
Phaedruf: that must have been pretty funny the 45 smackdown
wldsbest bets [225].
pattywack85 calls [225].
AKKillaCam folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4c ]
pattywack85 checks.
wldsbest checks.
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
pattywack85 is all-In [23110]
wldsbest is all-In [3864]
pattywack85 shows [ Qd, 4d ] a full house, Fours full of queens.
wldsbest shows [ Ks, Kd ] two pairs, kings and fours.
pattywack85 wins 19246 chips from side pot #1 with a full house, Fours full of queens.
pattywack85 wins 8628 chips from the main pot with a full house, Fours full of queens.
Player wldsbest finished in 24 place
wldsbest has left the table.

AKKillaCam (the n00b pwnt by Unarmed's 54o) is now at my table, and to my direct right no less! Talking [censored] the whole time...it's funny.

[bones]

Seat 1: Ubuggin ( $5170 )
Seat 2: AKKillaCam ( $25680 )
Seat 4: one_bid ( $18964 )
Seat 5: Pnusenormus ( $5504 )
Seat 6: KongoBongos ( $3282 )
Seat 10: pattywack85 ( $14571 )
Trny:16197428 Level:8
Blinds (150/300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to one_bid [ Jc Tc ]
one_bid raises [1000].
Pnusenormus folds.
KongoBongos folds.
pattywack85 folds.
Ubuggin folds.
AKKillaCam calls [700].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 5s, Th ]
AKKillaCam checks.
one_bid bets [900].
Phaedruf: how you doin ak
AKKillaCam calls [900].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
Phaedruf: you got this huh
AKKillaCam checks.
one_bid checks.
** Dealing River ** [ 2s ]
AKKillaCam checks.
one_bid bets [1400].
AKKillaCam raises [4200].
one_bid calls [2800].
AKKillaCam shows [ Kh, Qh ] a pair of threes.
one_bid shows [ Jc, Tc ] two pairs, tens and threes.

[pergesu]

I've dumped off like 15k chips so far (thanks beefcake).

No hands. Getting really [censored] bored. Three more busts until ITM.

Scratch that, one bust, two to go. Final table baby holla.

[llabb]

Just checked in on Empire, glad to see that you're both still there. Bones is on fire, eh? Hang in there, Perg - blinds are moderate, you guys can still go 1-2!

[pergesu]

Money batches.

[llabb]

[ QUOTE ]

Dealt to one_bid [ 5h 4h ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, 7h, 6c ]
one_bid bets [250].
AKKillaCam is all-In [11431]
one_bid is all-In [8293]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
AKKillaCam: 1010sucllla
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
one_bid shows [ 5h, 4h ] a straight, three to seven.
AKKillaCam shows [ Tc, Td ] three of a kind, tens.
one_bid wins 17836 chips from the main pot with a straight, three to seven.
one_bid: 54 nucka
AKKillaCam: wow
pattywack85: yeah
pattywack85: sucka
pattywack85: holla


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This had me cracking up.
1010sucllla!!!
Maybe he thinks you go to UCLA.

[llabb]

bones, did you just pwn AKKillaCam without a hand? Looks like he's a scared of you now. Nice. Please post what you had if you ever get a moment.

Back to the chip lead. Keep your focus, guys!

[pergesu]

***** Hand History for Game 2800323343 *****
NL Texas Hold'em Trny:16197428 Level:10 Blinds (300/600) - Friday, September 30, 07:32:15 EDT 2005
Table $1000 Daily Guaranteed(473385) Table #1 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 1: Willo1 ( $14000 )
Seat 2: Gatsu83 ( $10203 )
Seat 3: pattywack85 ( $7671 )
Seat 4: AKKillaCam ( $9076 )
Seat 5: swalke188 ( $43963 )
Seat 7: hwiirnbw ( $13366 )
Seat 8: Pnusenormus ( $3590 )
Seat 10: one_bid ( $31131 )
Trny:16197428 Level:10
Blinds (300/600)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to pattywack85 [ Td Jh ]
Pnusenormus folds.
pattywack85: just wonderin if it was you. Hopefulyl you're not playing anymore
one_bid folds.
Willo1 folds.
Gatsu83 folds.
pattywack85 raises [1500].
Lucksacked: not in this one [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
AKKillaCam calls [1500].
swalke188 folds.
hwiirnbw folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2d, 9c, 6d ]
pattywack85 checks.
Lucksacked: i'm too busy losing my ass in the 215s
AKKillaCam checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7s ]
pattywack85 checks.
AKKillaCam bets [1100].
pattywack85 calls [1100].
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
pattywack85 is all-In [5071]
AKKillaCam folds.
pattywack85 does not show cards.
pattywack85 wins 11171 chips


There's pwning AK without a hand. holla

As an announcement, Bones and I are now both "PROFITTING, BITCH!"

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As an another announcement...I made 20 cents.

ehot?

[llabb]

$0.20 ... SHIP IT!!!