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The Official istewart Quote of the Day
a lot of ppl seem to not be acknowledging how funny istewart actually is. becuase of this, i've decided to start this thread. based on the demand i'll decide how often to post subsequent quotes. i'm gonna start of with a classic, but is still pretty tame for istewart standards.
istewart: your hair doesnt fall out from cancer right istewart: thats the chemo TheIrishThug41: yes istewart: k good i don't have cancer istewart: maybe i'm going bald istewart: gay |
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i just submitted this exchange between 2 of my friends:
Thrilla: yea Thrilla: burgeer kinds onrion ring zesty souse Thrilla: it gr8 Mongo: its good Mongo: its even greater that i understood what you just typed Thrilla: trying to not get messy fingers of meyo and bbq sause on jeboard |
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It appears that you have a crush on istewart. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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It appears that you have a crush on istewart. Not that there's anything wrong with that. [/ QUOTE ] He's got some competition. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
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this was all a steady stream of conciousness
istewart: why did I check/raise 50 cent on the turn with rags istewart: for metTheGame value istewart: actually thats really bad istewart: forget I said it istewart: sounded good in my head istewart: I want to make istewart: some 21st century jim crow laws istewart: for the tristate area (pause) istewart: #1 is if you do not eat with a fork you don't live here istewart: updates coming istewart: I like John just because I have a posthumous nonsexual male crush on John Lennon and one more cause i haven't really put up anything that edgy yet istewart (7:15:26 PM): how would you rate my plan for oot istewart (7:15:44 PM): i'm planning on not posting there for a bit, kinda laying low in the middle of all this TheIrishThug41 (7:15:50 PM): if i doesn't involve killing jews, u need to go back to the drawing board istewart (7:15:55 PM): then maybe around christmas I will come back and post hitler final solution for the jews istewart (7:15:57 PM): omg |
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Re: The Official istewart Quote of the Day
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[ QUOTE ] haha, check out www.bash.org ( http://www.bash.org/?random ) [/ QUOTE ] much better. [/ QUOTE ] This is awesome : Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?" Primus521: lol Primus521: turns out he misheard him Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face |
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