Strip Clubs

[Wintermute]

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How many others have you been to that he might be passing on this cross-country trip? Because Foxy Lady does not make it into TUSCL's top 40

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I haven't been to any of those, but I am not surprised at all that the list is dominated by the midwest and south. I'm sure that strip club quality goes up when you hit the red states--northeast probably suffers from too much latent feminism to compete.

[Wintermute]

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You are like Zagat's, Rick Steves, and Consumer Reports all rolled into one.

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Hm. "Wintermute's Strippers Through the Back Door" does have a nifty ring to it.

[Iron Tigran]

This list has Austin's Yellow Rose as #37. YR is not even the best club in Austin. I'd give that to Perfect 10.

When men leave strip clubs, do they generally all have boners when they are walking out?

[StevieG]

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I haven't been to any of those, but I am not surprised at all that the list is dominated by the midwest and south. I'm sure that strip club quality goes up when you hit the red states--northeast probably suffers from too much latent feminism to compete.

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I'm surprised by some of them. For instance, nothing in Minneapolis (air dances only) should qualify for top 40. No way.

However, the political analogy is thin.

Yes, the blue state clubs are outnumbered 25-12 (2 are in Ontario, one in Mexico), but that gets a lot closer if you look just at the top 30, where red state clubs have only a 17-11 advantage.

The average rank of the blue state club is 19.5, compared to 21.7 for the red state clubs. The the average reviewer score for top 40 red state clubs is 8.1, same as the blue state clubs.

For comparison, of the 46 U.S. restaurants that earned five diamonds from AAA in 2005, 22 are in red states and 24 are in blue states.

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When men leave strip clubs, do they generally all have boners when they are walking out?

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Not if they jacked off in the private room 5 minutes earlier.

[StevieG]

Yeah, I have issues with The Lodge, too. Last time I was there was a drag. Baby Doll's was more fun.

I think part of the problem with the list is that they require a min number of reviews, and the old ones don't seem to expire.

FYI, Perfect 10 in Austin averages 7.3 from 27 reviews.

[TheMetetron]

Madonna's. Tijuana. All you need to know.

$20 in the back room is awesome.

[JustToast]

Sundowner, Niagara Falls Canada.

Full nude, full booze, very awesome.

Oh, and mexico sounds like fun.

[marsvolta619]

TJ strip clubs are ok, just watch out for any strange bulges. Blowjobs are done with a condom on and thats as far as I've gone. My friend railed some chick in the motel next door but he was too drunk to remember. Anyways, this is coming from a not huge strip club fan, but I wouldn't go out of my way for TJ clubs unless you want your dick sucked. If you're going for the fun of it, USA is just fine