Magic: The Gathering

[imitation]

I only need 52 of the same cards everytime I play poker I don't have to go out and pay $300 every month or so because someone invents a new bunch of poker cards. I think magic was fun when I played it up until 1st Revision then it sucked dicks because every monkey was playing it and I was 14 and had no disposable cash. Also I have no cards left from any of my alpha or beta cards because they were all ripped off, this was my number one gripe with magic, I couldn't go anywhere with out getting my stuff stolen.