Median Best Holdem Starting Hand

[PairTheBoard]

I believe this is an open question as far as Poker Literature is concerned, yet it should be basic knowledge for every profesional Holdem Player.

Pick a Hand Ranking System. Or better yet, do this for several of the best recognized hand ranking systems.

What is the Median BEST 2 card starting hand dealt to 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 players?

It has been solved and published for one player but not 2-9 as far as I know. I challenge the 2+2 analysts, including David and Mason, to answer this.

PairTheBoard