Worst signup bonus offer ever?

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I just got a signup offer from full tilt that made me laugh.

Basically, if I join NOW, and earn enough points, I can enter a satellite to a MTT where the top 11 places get a full tilt JERSEY.

Dear WSOP Fan,

Thank you for visiting Full Tilt Poker's hospitality suite at the 2005 World Series of Poker.

During your time at the WSOP, we're sure you saw our pros wearing our one-of-a-kind team jerseys. Now we're offering you the first-ever chance to win a limited-edition Full Tilt Poker football jersey of your very own. Simply open a real money account at Full Tilt Poker and you can begin playing in all of our ring games and tournaments.

Earn your first 300 Full Tilt Points and you can sign up for one of our "Jersey Days" Sit & Gos where you can satellite your way into one of our Saturday afternoon 2,500 point "Jersey Days" tournaments. Finish in the top 11 on Saturday and we'll give you a personalized football jersey just like the ones worn by our pros.

What's more, when you open a real money account at Full Tilt Poker, you can take advantage of our incredible Sign-Up Bonus where we'll match 100% of what you deposit, up to $600.

Thank you again for visiting us in Las Vegas, and we look forward to seeing you at the table.

Sincerely,

Team Full Tilt

[KKbluff]

Typical of Full Tilt to offer something pathetic like this.
(although a jersey "might" be kinda cool, I can think of 5 million better ways to spend my time instead of chasing after a poker jersey)

Kind of reminds me of those Absolute Poker Freerolls that had tons of people all competing for ONE Mark Seif Bobblehead.

[KKbluff]

Dear WSOP Fan,

LOL, that is classic...

[dibbs]

For some reason it seems like there have been multiple posts about people on here really wanting FTP jerseys recently.

Perhaps they're just responding to the near life consuming demand.

[AlmightyJay]

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What's more, when you open a real money account at Full Tilt Poker, you can take advantage of our incredible Sign-Up Bonus where we'll match 100% of what you deposit, up to $600.

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Terrible.

Although it is funny how that's the afterthought, and the jersey is the actual bonus..

[dlk9s]

Anyone who works hard to try to win a jersey is playing poker for all the wrong reasons.