How do you respond to an inept table coaching?

[Xhad]

Hero is BB.

Limped to Hero, hero checks.

Flop is J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

SB checks, Hero bets, Alpha Calling Station calls, Villian raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, Calling Station calls, Villian calls.

Turn: 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Hero bets, Caller calls, Villain calls

River: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

(NOTE: Villain does not have enough chips at this point to raise a river bet from me)

Hero bets, Caller calls, Villain calls

Hero shows 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] for flopped two pair.

Villain says, "...and he called two preflop raises with that! Unbelievable!"

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[ShawnHoo]

Smile and say "they were sooted".

[Xhad]

If I said that, would it be an attempt at irony or an attempt to look like a total buffoon? (my hand is 43o [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] )

[SNOWBALL138]

Say "34o makes more straights and just as many flushes, and boats as AKo."

[SNOWBALL138]

I say fold preflop

[ShawnHoo]

What's wrong with looking like a buffoon in this situation?

[bernie]

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I say fold preflop

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You're joking, right?

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[Rudbaeck]

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Villain says, "...and he called two preflop raises with that! Unbelievable!"

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"I didn't reraise atleast, I was nice and made it cheap for you!"

[SNOWBALL138]

Yes. I am joking. I read the OP and the whole thread. I can read.

[coffeecrazy1]

1)Never correct an idiot.
2)Always brag about your suckouts.
3)Fault the guy's play as much as possible...along the lines of he should have put you on 34off.