Punk ass B****es! I'll kick 'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Holy friggin' cow batman, time for a friggin' rant! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I come onto the ferums today and see a post entitled "freaquency of being carded"

Note "frequency" was mis-spelled by some underage punk ass bitch! That's a MAJOR nut-kicking! Keep your little friggin' under-21 year old bitch ass out of the friggin' casinos and into the playskool daycamp center eating play-doh where you belong! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Then I'm in the pokah room one night, just doing my poker thing, when a bunch of foreigners come in. Now normally I don't give a chit if you're from somewhere other than "here," except for when you insist on trying to pull a fast one on my watch and get away with playing underage! Then, the friggin' punk ass mo-fos, when carded, they (reluctantly) presented "student IDs" from "Iraq university" or some chit! Does that look like a PASSPORT? I doubt you got into this country sans the passport, so why should I risk my own ass for your sorry butts to play 2-4 with a student ID from baghdad? NOT!! Wham! Square in the NUTS!

Next thing you know, there's a friggin' punk who's had about sixteen too many redbull and vodkas playing 2-4, and he's insisting that some other jerkoff who's about nineteen beers IS BREATHING TOO MUCH OF HIS AIR. Wham! So I'm kicking 'em and I'm kicking 'em and I'm kicking 'em! ...

Then it happens. "His hand is dead! His hand is dead!" YET ANOTHER Friggin' punk ass bitch is (of course) trying to pull yet another fast one! Some guy turns up his hand without calling the last $1 out of like $50,000 (the last buck was his card protector chip), but alas... "his hand is dead!" WHAM!!!! The nuts! My foot is getting sore! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Then there's the Coup d'état of the 2-4 world... Hat... Hooded sweatshirt... Mirrored sunglasses...

"TIME!"

It's BEFORE THE FRIGGIN' FLOP YOU FRIGGIN' MORON!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Sheesh! Been watching too much TV! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Wham! Square in the NUTS! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Friggin' bitch-ass punks tryin' to taking over the poker world with their ineptitude, stupidity, and pre-pubescent bull-pucky! Damn! This is a MAN'S game, no need for your punk ass to be stinkin' up the place, BOY!

Rant over. Hopefully I won't get censored! Hey tho, I've had a few beers, so anything I say cannot be used against me! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

al

[4_2_it]

Be sure to get some ice on that foot, you don't want it to swell up because the day is still young [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[tomdemaine]

Please don't ever stop posting. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Big Business]

well played sir

[steamboatin]

Kicking a fetus in the nuts doesn't have the same effect so if you really want to get their attention, take away their video games.

Godzilla may be the king of monsters but Al Capone JR is the king of rants.

[fyodor]

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Then there's the Coup d'état of the 2-4 world... Hat... Hooded sweatshirt... Mirrored sunglasses...

"TIME!"

It's BEFORE THE FRIGGIN' FLOP YOU FRIGGIN' MORON!!!!!


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Did this actually happen? Who are these morons?

[Trainwreck]

Probably the same morons at Imperial Palace that routinely take their sweet time on every decision.

Or perhaps it's similar to the drunk brainless jerks who ask what they can bet every single friggin time it's to them for 6 hours! ...and we are playing LIMIT!

I am going to explode on one of these idiots, one of these days.

-T

Amen brotha!

I was waiting for somebody to go off on the "Which casino can I play in if I am underage" posts.

Al, I believe this is the proper sequence of events at the $2-$4 table.

1) Underage player catches A-6 sooted.

2) Underage player puts on sunglasses.

3) Underage player calls "time" preflop.

4) Underage player calls after calculating pot odds of calling two bucks.

5) Flop

6) Underage player checks, other player bets, underage player checkraises to $4 after hitting middle pair.

7) yadda, yadda, yadda and underage player loses.

8) Underage player cannot BELIEVE he got sucked out soooo bad and pronounces that this is why he is a "no-limit player".

9) Al feels bad for the underage player's "bad luck" so he comps him a buffet, the presidential suite, and twin hookers....check that...the kid just gets a kick in the nuts.

[cnfuzzd]

i respect the right of the minors to try to sneak into casinos and play poker, but not 2/4. Seriously, man up, grow some balls, and play the 30 game.

im sorry your night was sad. in one week, i will be in vegas, and i will show up when you are working and demand to play everyone you kick in the nuts to a 50/100 HU match.

peace

john nickle

[Lafortezza]

KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS