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10-23-2005, 12:45 PM
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Re: Life is good.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I haven't had sex in 6 months. [/ QUOTE ] Stop whining, it could be worse. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] like 7 months? [/ QUOTE ] Wow if you're that unlucky, go to amsterdam. Also I have a cool gf. Oh yeah and not being married kicks ass. [/ QUOTE ] Amsterdam doesn't equal getting laid unless you pay [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] 
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#62
10-24-2005, 03:40 AM
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Re: Life is good.
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I have a beautiful wife. I have an awesome new car. I have an amazing new house. I have 2 very cool dogs. And I get to do something I absolutely love for a living. Life is good. [/ QUOTE ] You make me sick.
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#63
10-24-2005, 04:04 AM
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Re: Life is good.
<ul type="square">I'm in the middle of a divorce.
My wife's new boyfriend just bought my daughter a puppy. "Thanks for purchasing my daughter's affection, and boning my wife. Anything I can do for you?" I asked a girl out this week and she said, 'no.' (Evidently overweight poker pros aren't 'in' this week.) I haven't been laid in 27+ months. Skipperbob gets more action than I do (so does everyone else for that matter, except for Yugo, but he's going to buy some in Amsterdam). The Wildcats only win of the season was against my other alma mater. I have to pay $2814.42 for car repairs. I have had to rent a car for two weeks (see above) that will only make me hate my current ride all that much more.[/list] So . . . uh . . . 
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