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How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
Hero is BB.
Limped to Hero, hero checks. Flop is J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] SB checks, Hero bets, Alpha Calling Station calls, Villian raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, Calling Station calls, Villian calls. Turn: 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Hero bets, Caller calls, Villain calls River: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (NOTE: Villain does not have enough chips at this point to raise a river bet from me) Hero bets, Caller calls, Villain calls Hero shows 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] for flopped two pair. Villain says, "...and he called two preflop raises with that! Unbelievable!" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
Smile and say "they were sooted".
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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
If I said that, would it be an attempt at irony or an attempt to look like a total buffoon? (my hand is 43o [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] )
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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
What's wrong with looking like a buffoon in this situation?
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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
"Shut up bitch, Im stacking your chips."
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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
Say "34o makes more straights and just as many flushes, and boats as AKo."
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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
I say fold preflop
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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
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I say fold preflop [/ QUOTE ] You're joking, right? b |
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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
Yes. I am joking. I read the OP and the whole thread. I can read.
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Re: How do you respond to an inept table coaching?
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Villain says, "...and he called two preflop raises with that! Unbelievable!" [/ QUOTE ] "I didn't reraise atleast, I was nice and made it cheap for you!" |
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