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Old 08-15-2005, 11:52 PM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

Haven't you monitor abusers heard of slamming your hand into your desk?

Punching the beds works too, hurts less but is also less satisfying.
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Old 08-16-2005, 11:11 AM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

My worst was picking up my chair and throwing it across the room (and putting a 2" hole in the wall - not intended)...not my finest momment.
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Old 08-16-2005, 11:53 AM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

To date I have smashed at least 6 mice 2 telephones and i have punched my 17" TFT on numerous occasions, so far my 21" CRT Dell has survived and I also tore up HEFAP in a fit of rage and had to glue it back together oh I almost forgot I also smashed my TV Remote, all of these are certainly negative EV.
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:05 PM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

you remember what happend in the hand you threw the chair across the room? sounds like one in a nightmare
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:25 PM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

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and I also tore up HEFAP in a fit of rage and had to glue it back together

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This is far and away my personal favorite. The image of a guy gluing HEFAP back together after a beat is hilarious.
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:28 PM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

The chair story just makes me picture the incredible hulk coming out over a bad beat on the internet and destroying everything
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Old 08-16-2005, 05:03 PM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

I also throw my chair. Its in a loft with a lot of open space so as long as I dont chuck it really far it wont hurt anything. Its very relieving after taking [exaggeration] a million [/exaggeration] bad beats in a row.
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Old 08-16-2005, 11:57 PM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

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Haven't you monitor abusers heard of slamming your hand into your desk?

Punching the beds works too, hurts less but is also less satisfying.

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Punching the bed definitely does not get the job done.

I'm in the middle of a 120 BB downswing. Tonight I was playing a 5/10 game, flopped the nut flush, and watched the $280 pot get pushed to the runner runner full house. The wooden TV tray that I put my mouse on is now busted to [censored]. That was pretty satisfying. Now I'm taking a break from poker for the rest of August.
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Old 08-28-2005, 02:34 AM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

I once again found myself with the urge to slam my new replacement optical mouse. I didn't actually do it (a step in the right direction), but still needed to vent after a run of brutal suckouts. Solved the problem by grabbing the old mouse I broke and wacking it on the corner of the desk afew times. Almost as satisfying and much less expensive, so hold on to those broken mice, they're still good for something!
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Old 08-28-2005, 02:48 AM
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Default Re: (nc) broke my first mouse today, thank you 6 max

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Haven't you monitor abusers heard of slamming your hand into your desk?

Punching the beds works too, hurts less but is also less satisfying.

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Punching the bed definitely does not get the job done.

I'm in the middle of a 120 BB downswing. Tonight I was playing a 5/10 game, flopped the nut flush, and watched the $280 pot get pushed to the runner runner full house. The wooden TV tray that I put my mouse on is now busted to [censored]. That was pretty satisfying. Now I'm taking a break from poker for the rest of August.

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haha! Just brutal!! [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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