My New +EV Offensive Name

[nef]

something about smegma?

[Moss Factor]

Super Pro?

[colgin]

CottageCheezThighs (or Legs)? That might piss some women off.

[party36master]

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CottageCheezThighs (or Legs)? That might piss some women off.

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I'm sure the one woman playing online poker can deal with it.

[colgin]

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CottageCheezThighs (or Legs)? That might piss some women off.
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I'm sure the one woman playing online poker can deal with it.

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Only one woman plays online poker? What about all the "chicks" with hot names like "bustybabe69" that I've been chatting up for the past year at Party. Uggh, I feel gross. Better take a cold shower.

[sfer]

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Lame. You can't make a post like this without giving me credit. I'm on a roll with great names, especially considering one of my new ones was posted about in the Zoo.

Tee-hee.

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Yeah, I've got a plethora of good names, I'm almost creating them now so one day someone will post my name in one of those zoo threads.

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The only one that will top ButtSex4Eva is the new one I have in mind.

[DMBFan23]

IButtSexU has sat at some 3/6 tables I'm at. that is an awesome name.

[AquaSeaFoam]

I played with 'grandmasdick' the other day........(is that a sentence or what?)....at Party. Dat u?

[someday]

this is something ive been wondering about since i started playing online- if people chose these crazy screen names for a reason.

Im sure there are certain amount who couldnt come up with anything better but it makes me smile think that for some its part of a "tilt the whole table" strategy.

Sick thing is it seems to work.
people hate losing to someon called something along the lines of "grandmasdick" or "peestain"
(both of which made me lol)
(dont know what that says about me) [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[jkkkk]

can you change your nickname at empire?

im getting bored with mine