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12-03-2005, 04:55 PM
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Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
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12-03-2005, 05:55 PM
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Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
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Anyone else think after reading the subject that he was 19 years old and was so horny that after having sex he would then masturbate? [/ QUOTE ] Exactly what I thought. ~D
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12-03-2005, 06:05 PM
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YSSCKY [/ QUOTE ] And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not). craig
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12-03-2005, 06:13 PM
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Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
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[ QUOTE ] YSSCKY [/ QUOTE ] And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not). craig [/ QUOTE ] Put me down for a dime on "Yes."
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12-03-2005, 06:15 PM
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I won't bother with abreviation's. You need to kill yourself. -Jihad [/ QUOTE ] If not for your own sake, do it for the good of mankind. We can't have [censored] freaks of nature such as yourself ruining it for the rest of us.
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12-03-2005, 06:15 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] YSSCKY [/ QUOTE ] And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not). craig [/ QUOTE ] Put me down for a dime on "Yes." [/ QUOTE ] Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor. craig
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12-03-2005, 06:19 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] YSSCKY [/ QUOTE ] And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not). craig [/ QUOTE ] Put me down for a dime on "Yes." [/ QUOTE ] Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor. craig [/ QUOTE ] Only -1000? That bet is "to win." I thought the odds would be at least -2000 though. I would triple my bet without any inside info. Since you are going to throw it, then please max out on "Yes." It will be good for business. Doug P.S. I will buy you a nice coffin with our winnings.
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12-03-2005, 06:22 PM
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Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] YSSCKY [/ QUOTE ] And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not). craig [/ QUOTE ] Put me down for a dime on "Yes." [/ QUOTE ] Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor. craig [/ QUOTE ] Only -1000? That bet is "to win." I thought the odds would be at least -2000 though. I would triple my bet without any inside info. Since you are going to throw it, then please max out on "Yes." It will be good for business. Doug P.S. I will buy you a nice coffin with our winnings. [/ QUOTE ] Some local bookie who knows me real well put the NO at +1300. Should we scalp this? I mean the fix is in either way. craig. p.s. Xanex is questionable to be in play tonight. That hasn't been released yet.
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12-03-2005, 06:32 PM
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Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] YSSCKY [/ QUOTE ] And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not). craig [/ QUOTE ] Put me down for a dime on "Yes." [/ QUOTE ] Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor. craig [/ QUOTE ] Only -1000? That bet is "to win." I thought the odds would be at least -2000 though. I would triple my bet without any inside info. Since you are going to throw it, then please max out on "Yes." It will be good for business. Doug P.S. I will buy you a nice coffin with our winnings. [/ QUOTE ] Some local bookie who knows me real well put the NO at +1300. Should we scalp this? I mean the fix is in either way. craig. p.s. Xanex is questionable to be in play tonight. That hasn't been released yet. [/ QUOTE ] Actually, the better scalp is to play: 1 million to win 100K on "Yes". and if you back out and decide against it, bet: 500K to win 1.5 mil on: Will DougOzzzz commit suicide in the next 48 hours? Yes. Because I will surely kill myself if I lose 1 million on you not killing yourself. This is a real great business opportunity. We win 100K if you kill yourself and 500K if you don't (and I do, which I will). The question is, is my life worth 5X as much as yours? I did some calculations and I think it is worth around 5.8 times as much, so it is probably better that you just go through with it tonight.
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12-03-2005, 06:36 PM
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Re: Masturbation After Sex at 19 -- How strange is this?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] YSSCKY [/ QUOTE ] And why is that? Also, you should know that I am also on suicide watch 22 hours of the day (the other 2 hours the guards place bets on whether I will do it or not). craig [/ QUOTE ] Put me down for a dime on "Yes." [/ QUOTE ] Wow! So you will win $100 at those -1000 odds. Yeah, it is a good bet. Since you are my business partner I guess I should throw it in your favor. craig [/ QUOTE ] Only -1000? That bet is "to win." I thought the odds would be at least -2000 though. I would triple my bet without any inside info. Since you are going to throw it, then please max out on "Yes." It will be good for business. Doug P.S. I will buy you a nice coffin with our winnings. [/ QUOTE ] Some local bookie who knows me real well put the NO at +1300. Should we scalp this? I mean the fix is in either way. craig. p.s. Xanex is questionable to be in play tonight. That hasn't been released yet. [/ QUOTE ] Actually, the better scalp is to play: 1 million to win 100K on "Yes". and if you back out and decide against it, bet: 500K to win 1.5 mil on: Will DougOzzzz commit suicide in the next 48 hours? Yes. Because I will surely kill myself if I lose 1 million on you not killing yourself. This is a real great business opportunity. We win 100K if you kill yourself and 500K if you don't (and I do, which I will). The question is, is my life worth 5X as much as yours? I did some calculations and I think it is worth around 5.8 times as much, so it is probably better that you just go through with it tonight. [/ QUOTE ] Well, it won't happen tonight. Tonight is conjugal visit and "grab bag special" night. This means I close my eyes and pick a syringe. One syringe is Heroin, another Cocaine, and, my personal favorite, is the SpeedBall. I swear it is rigged, I haven't had the SpeeedBall in like 1.5 months. I get the "Grab Bag" once a week. I mean, what are the chances? craig
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