Supposedly NOT a weird April Fool's joke from UB

[MicroBob]

You Betcha!! I sure want to play my ass off to get to fly to wonderful PORTLAND to have dinner with Annie Duke and Phil Hellmuth!!
Lord help anyone who actually wants to win this thing.


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do you dream of being on TV? Think you have the ultimate face of poker? Then we want YOU to join us at the tables and play to win a role in our next UltimateBet commercial with World renowned poker players Annie Duke and Phil Hellmuth!

Qualifying is Easy

Earn UltimatePoints just by playing at our real money raked tables and at our real money tournament tables from April 1st – 12th. Earn at least 3000 UltimatePoints during this time period and you will automatically be entered into our 4:15 p.m. ET April 17th freeroll to win a spot in our commercial to star with Phil Hellmuth and Annie Duke.

Our Grand Prize Winner Receives

A walk on spot in our next UltimateBet commercial

Coach airfare for two to Portland, Oregon from the winner’s hometown for the April 25th, 26th and 27th commercial shoot
Hotel accommodations, double occupancy, in Portland for the evenings of April 24th, 25th, 26th and 27th

Dinner with Annie Duke and Phil Hellmuth

The qualification period for this event has started, so start earning your points today!

Have fun!

Caitlyn
UltimateBet Member Services

[pokerswami]

Are you saying that your cruise was more +EV than getting soaking wet/cold in the Pacific Northwest in April?

Bob, Bob, Bob.

Of course, you could leave your cat there! That's way, way +EV!!!

[Yobz]

WOW, coach airfare to Oregon to have dinner with the biggest whiniest bitch in the world and a married woman. AND I get to be on a commercial whose funding is less than a bad quality porno, I'm sure.

No thanks [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Yobz]

You know what, I take that back. I'll qualify just to fly to Oregon with my laptop so I can show Phil just how much of a bitch he is by playing Bill Fillmaff's Secret System for him [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Michael Davis]

"biggest whiniest bitch in the world and a married woman."

Phil Hellmuth is a man.

-Michael

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

portland pwns your face in the summer.

[poker-penguin]

Ways this promotion could have been better:

1) Losers get kidnapped from their house and flown to Portland.
2) Losers have to star in UB commercials.
3) Losers have to have dinner with Phil and Annie.

You hear that players? Better put lots of hours in at UB, or you'll be having dinner with Phil.

On that note "Dinner with Phil"

Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Phil: I'll have the surf and turf! Phil Helmuth only eats top ten premium dinners!
You: I'll have the chicken alfredo
Phil: Caaaw Caaaw! I'm a mighty eagle, how dare you eat such trash around me, I have ninety-five WSOP bracelets! Caaaw!
Waiter: Very good sir.

<The meals come>

Waiter: How are the meals guys?
You: This is great chicken.
Phil: No it's not. I can't believe you ordered that trash peflop! Caaaw!


Yeah, that was mildly amusing at best, but I'm still eating breakfast.

[Beavis68]

So, I have to travel from Phoenix to my home town (which is 90miles from Portland) so they can fly me to Portland? Hell the closest airport IS Portland.

I am probably the only one that would like this deal, and I will never earn the points.

And Annie is divorced now I believe [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Losing all]

It doesn't sound like a great deal until you figure in the possibility of a free stone hat(whatever the F that is) by playing today. Now that's overlay my chillins

[JudoGirl]

well, since I play UB anyway, I'd be happy to win this thing...would love the chance to have dinner with Phil & Annie. Wouldn't be the same as dinner with Bruce Springsteen, but would be a lot of fun. Guess I'm just a simple girl...and not elitist enough.