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11-22-2005, 12:06 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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Step 1: Buy one of these signs. Also, get some masking tape and a Sharpie marker. Step 2:  Step 3: Post in bathroom. [/ QUOTE ] Brilliant. 
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#12
11-22-2005, 12:08 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
Show him this thread.
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#15
11-22-2005, 01:16 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
Years at work taking dumps in the stalls have made it clear to me that very little and very hasty wiping is common among men, of every social class too. Not washing one's hands is likewise very common among men.
Men in general are pretty much sissies when it comes to cleaning things, including their own asses and hands. Generally, women seem to be much better at cleaning everything, although they wash their hands even less than men. But when they wash dishes, scrub floors, etc., they put their elbow into it in a way that makes men look like lily-livered super sissies. Men just seem to be often flat out afraid to touch dirt, including their own.
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#18
11-22-2005, 01:42 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
We had a guy at work like this. He reaked of [censored] all the time. I was convinced that it was because he had huge biceps, a large gut, and fairly short arms. It seemed like it would be near impossible for him to reach his ass with the way his body was constructed.
He smelled like when you're driving out in the country and you go buy a farm that is spreading pig manure.
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#20
11-22-2005, 02:24 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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We had a guy at work like this. He reaked of [censored] all the time. I was convinced that it was because he had huge biceps, a large gut, and fairly short arms. It seemed like it would be near impossible for him to reach his ass with the way his body was constructed. He smelled like when you're driving out in the country and you go buy a farm that is spreading pig manure. [/ QUOTE ] How often do you buy pig manure spreading farms?
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