Slot themes are out of control

[tylerdurden]

Walking through the casino, I've noticed that the standards for creativity in the slot machine industry have fallen quite a bit. Some of the machines I saw today:

Price Check
Buffet Madness
Spam
Winning for Dummies
Antique Appraisal

and the ultimate in intellectual laziness:

Moolah!

The thought process that decides taht a mundane occurance like a grocery store price check would make an exciting theme for a slot machine fascinates me.

I thought up some more:

Couch Potato
White House Intern
Wipe My Ass
Gangsta Rapper (alternate: "Slap My Bitch Up")
Doughnuts
Bacon (food themes seem limitless)
Stuck in Traffic
Surfin for Porn
Cocaine Habit
Flat Tire
Repititive Stress Injury (kinda ironic)
Blue Screen of Death
Mom, I Totalled the Car
Padded Cell

These are so easy! I'm sure the wackos that read this forum can come up with even better ones. Bonus points for titles that make fun of the players, especially if they are subtle insults (as in "winning for dummies").

[silkyslim]

I got one, "Press a button, lose your money"

[tylerdurden]

That's a good one. I thought "Game Over" would be a little more succinct. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Some more:

Spit or Swallow
Bag Lady
8-Hour Layover
Dusting
Scrubbing Bubbles

[popniklas]

Surfin for porn was a good one. Could be a hit as a pinball game.

[2+2 wannabe]

oh man i laughed pretty hard....

[tylerdurden]

Hacking Cough
It Hurts When I Pee
Michael Touched Me (with guest appearance by McCauly Culkin)

[crazy canuck]

Bloody Tampon

[Abagadro]

Metermaid
Let's Have Lunch
Three Day Bender

[tylerdurden]

Excellent work, guys!

Yada, Yada, Yada
Shotgun Wedding
Bend Over
Tax Audit
Root Canal

[Tilty McTilterson]

Turn Your Social Security Check into Loud Bells and Blinking Lights