Is this variance?

[Shakespeare]

My stats pre “variance” were ~500 games ($33), roi ~23%, itm ~39%.
My stats now are ~575, roi ~14%, itm ~37%.

In ~75 games my roi has droped 9%, please tell me this is variance. Ok, yes, it might be bad play, but if it isn’t, its variance right?

If this is variance, I would like to bust some myths ...

1. Exceptionally good looking players don’t get variance.
2. Rebooting your machine cures variance.
3. Masturbation cures variance.
4. Masturbation relieves variance.
5. Wearing condoms protects you from catching variance.
6. I don’t get variance because I am an ultra talented poker player.
7. Only gay people get variance.

Please tell me this will end tonight ... tomorrow at the latest.

[valenzuela]

Ppl who make lame posts tend to be more affected by variance, sorry pal ur doomed.

[Big Limpin']

[ QUOTE ]
My stats pre “variance” were ~500 games ($33), roi ~23%, itm ~39%.
My stats now are ~575, roi ~14%, itm ~37%.

In ~75 games my roi has droped 9%, please tell me this is variance. Ok, yes, it might be bad play, but if it isn’t, its variance right?


[/ QUOTE ]

This post sucks [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[ QUOTE ]
If this is variance, I would like to bust some myths ...

1. Exceptionally good looking players don’t get variance.
2. Rebooting your machine cures variance.
3. Masturbation cures variance.
4. Masturbation relieves variance.
5. Wearing condoms protects you from catching variance.
6. I don’t get variance because I am an ultra talented poker player.
7. Only gay people get variance.

Please tell me this will end tonight ... tomorrow at the latest.

[/ QUOTE ]

This post is great ! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[citanul]

could be variance. could be that the first 500 were the variance. but for punishment for making a stupid post, you have to play another 425 games before you are allowed to post anything having to do with your statistics.

citanul

[Slim Pickens]

You beat me to it. My reading persistence paid off.

[valenzuela]

[ QUOTE ]
could be variance. could be that the first 500 were the variance. but for punishment for making a stupid post, you have to play another 425 games before you are allowed to post anything.
citanul

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP, we are not talking about someone asking if he can fold KK ITM we are talking about someone who mentiones condoms, gay ppl and masturbation on an attempt to be funny. !Ay Caramba!

[Nick M]

no this is retarded

[Shakespeare]

oops, sorry wasn’t my intention to offend any condom wearing gay players. Just frustrated and venting [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] As far as being punished, well I seem to do that to myself enough.

[jeffraider]

I had no idea Canada was in Ontario...