Hellmuth showing up late

[augie00]

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Ive heard that he was late on the first day of the 1989 WSOP Main Event, and since he won that, he thinks showing up late is lucky.

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Someone just let this thread die. It's done.

[MoodyA]

Wow someone put the baby to bed early so he's not this crabby when he surfs 2+2 tommarow...or maybe he could just show up late!

What a boner

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counts the $50k he makes from you people everyday....

[Malachii]

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He probably stares at himself with a mirror.

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It would break.

[drewjustdrew]

Sorry...your post has been hijacked. Nothing you can do about it.

FWIW I think the nail was hit on the head with him sitting in his hotel room thinking about how everyone will think he is cool when he shows up late. That or spectravision.

[davehwm]

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Ive heard that he was late on the first day of the 1989 WSOP Main Event, and since he won that, he thinks showing up late is lucky.

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Someone just let this thread die. It's done.

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If I may, I think the original topic of the thread was so stupid and inconsequential, that you deserved the responses you got.

[augie00]

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Ive heard that he was late on the first day of the 1989 WSOP Main Event, and since he won that, he thinks showing up late is lucky.

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Someone just let this thread die. It's done.

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If I may, I think the original topic of the thread was so stupid and inconsequential, that you deserved the responses you got.

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Ummm...huh? Of course the original topic was stupid and inconsequential. It's about Phil Hellmuth MASTURBATING. The thing is, instead of the comedic gold that this board is capable of producing, I got crap like "I think he shows up late for intimidation lolzies."

But I guess a flame gone horribly wrong is good enough comedy for me.

[-Skeme-]

Maybe if he didn't let his stack blind off four an hour before play he'd actually win something.

[davehwm]

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Ive heard that he was late on the first day of the 1989 WSOP Main Event, and since he won that, he thinks showing up late is lucky.

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Someone just let this thread die. It's done.

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If I may, I think the original topic of the thread was so stupid and inconsequential, that you deserved the responses you got.

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Ummm...huh? Of course the original topic was stupid and inconsequential. It's about Phil Hellmuth MASTURBATING. The thing is, instead of the comedic gold that this board is capable of producing, I got crap like "I think he shows up late for intimidation lolzies."

But I guess a flame gone horribly wrong is good enough comedy for me.

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I guess I just can't imagine why anyone would care, much less make a thread about what Phil Hellmuth does in his own time? Actually, I'm dying to know what Phil Ivey is up to right now. Maybe masturbaing!? heheheheh.

Oh, the comedy.

[danzasmack]

to return this thread to its original purpose - there is a fixed # of things we can be certain phil is doing:

1) dealing himself hands and staring at himself in the mirror. He then proceeds to make himself flop the second nuts only to practice his "look at this lay down I am making" face

2) calling all the ESPN camera men to make sure they know when he is showing up

3) not exercising

4) Concluding that he "can notplay any better" and posting under anonymous names on 2+2 asking us to tell him "what a bad beat he took" (clearly, he is responsible for EVERY bad beat thread)

5) Writing a new book called "don't play poker like the pros - too many bad beats"

6) finishing up his new DVD - "Watch me complain and give you terrible poker advice because, hell, you already paid $19.99!"

7) referring to himself in the third person as "the bad boy of poker"

c'mon we can come up with more - don't hate, participate